What would you do for 1000 rubles?

I know that habralyudi very talented and versatile. It so happened that I have about 9000 rubles on the Yandex wallet and I want to pay them to nine artists for some kind of work. I understand that the amount is very small and even offensive for the majority, but try to understand me correctly - this is a kind of attempt to show what habra people differ from ordinary freelancers, namely, creativity and responsibility (I hope).

The rules are very simple. You write what work you are ready to do for 1000 Yandex.Rubbles, we stipulate all the details here, in plain sight, and if I agree, I will immediately transfer the money to your account, waiting for the work to be completed within a specified period. Or deceive me by getting rich for 1000 rubles and spoil your karma (real).

The list of works that I paid for - under the cut

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1. Creation of a website-business card studio "Virtue", making free sites for orphanages. crossolt
2. Photo session from Assargin
3. Habropizza - andorro
4. Provocative video from alexkl
5. Photo of unfinished NPP from neochapay