Sixteen Reasons God Will Never Get a Professorship

He had only one publication on the topic.
It was published in Hebrew.
There were no references to other authors.
It was not published in a journal with a fairly high citation index.
Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
His desire for cooperation was minimal.
The scientific community is experiencing significant difficulties in reproducing its results.
He never applied to the ethics commission for permission to use experimental people.
When during one experiment everything went awry, he tried to hide it by drowning the test subjects.
When the subjects did not behave in the predicted manner, he excluded them from the control group.
He rarely attended his classes, just told students to read a book.
Some say he sent his son to teach students.
He expelled his first two students for a craving for knowledge.
Despite the fact that in his test he gave only 10 tasks, most of the students failed the test.
His consultations were very rare, and usually at the top of the mountain.

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/96637/