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After each flight, Qantas pilots fill out a special form, a so-called complaint sheet, which describes problems that occurred during the flight and that need to be fixed. Engineers read a list of complaints and troubleshoot, and then write down at the bottom of the sheet what measures have been taken so that the pilot can inquire about this before the next flight.
Below are some of the real complaints from pilots.
Qantas and related engineering reports.
It is worth noting that Qantas is the only airline among many
which has not happened yet a single crash.
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(P - problem described by the pilot)
(P - decision made by engineers)
P: The main inner left wheel almost needs replacing.
R: The main inner left wheel is almost replaced.
P: Trial flight is normal, except for too tight.
automatic landing.
R: This model does not have an automatic landing system.
P: Something in the cockpit is loose.
R: Something in the cabin tightened.
P: Autopilot mode maintain height gives a reduction of 200 pounds per minute.
R: It is impossible to reproduce the problem on the ground.
P: I suspect there is a crack in the glass.
R: I suspect you are right.
P: TO indicators are too high.
R: TO indicators set at a more plausible level.
P: Friction pads touch the throttle.
R: That is why they are installed there.
P: The radar system does not work.
R: The radar system never works in the OFF position.
P: Signs of wear in the main chassis.
R: Signs eliminated.
P: Not enough third engine.
R: The third engine found under the right wing after a short
searches.
P: The plane behaves strangely.
R: The plane is warned to be obedient, to fly normally and not
to misbehave.
P: Grunts a radar.
R: The radar is reprogrammed to other sounds.
P: Mouse in the cockpit.
R: A cat is running in the cabin.
P: Dead beetles on the windshield.
R: We have already ordered fresh.
P: In headphones, incredible noises!
R: Noises brought to more likely.
P: Knock in the cockpit, as if the man is a hammer.
R: The hammer was taken away from the little man.
P: A lot of flies in the cabin.
R: Flies recalculated - the number corresponds.
P: Cockpit dirty - not suitable for pigs!
R: Cockpit cleaned - good for pigs.
P: Three cockroaches are seen on the dashboard.
R: One killed, one wounded, one managed to leave.
Below are some of the real complaints from pilots.
Qantas and related engineering reports.
It is worth noting that Qantas is the only airline among many
which has not happened yet a single crash.
')
(P - problem described by the pilot)
(P - decision made by engineers)
P: The main inner left wheel almost needs replacing.
R: The main inner left wheel is almost replaced.
P: Trial flight is normal, except for too tight.
automatic landing.
R: This model does not have an automatic landing system.
P: Something in the cockpit is loose.
R: Something in the cabin tightened.
P: Autopilot mode maintain height gives a reduction of 200 pounds per minute.
R: It is impossible to reproduce the problem on the ground.
P: I suspect there is a crack in the glass.
R: I suspect you are right.
P: TO indicators are too high.
R: TO indicators set at a more plausible level.
P: Friction pads touch the throttle.
R: That is why they are installed there.
P: The radar system does not work.
R: The radar system never works in the OFF position.
P: Signs of wear in the main chassis.
R: Signs eliminated.
P: Not enough third engine.
R: The third engine found under the right wing after a short
searches.
P: The plane behaves strangely.
R: The plane is warned to be obedient, to fly normally and not
to misbehave.
P: Grunts a radar.
R: The radar is reprogrammed to other sounds.
P: Mouse in the cockpit.
R: A cat is running in the cabin.
P: Dead beetles on the windshield.
R: We have already ordered fresh.
P: In headphones, incredible noises!
R: Noises brought to more likely.
P: Knock in the cockpit, as if the man is a hammer.
R: The hammer was taken away from the little man.
P: A lot of flies in the cabin.
R: Flies recalculated - the number corresponds.
P: Cockpit dirty - not suitable for pigs!
R: Cockpit cleaned - good for pigs.
P: Three cockroaches are seen on the dashboard.
R: One killed, one wounded, one managed to leave.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/9592/
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