Comic competition with workable prizes 2.0
Last time we asked to write interesting #codejoke and judging by the number of submitted options, the competition was a success! Today we are announcing another wave!
This time there are several nominations:
Contest organizer - Microsoft User Group Vinnitsa.
Do you have a familiar blonde who you learn to use SQL Server and write in F #? Do you work in a support service? Do you have a nerd chef? Are you Captain Obvious? Then this nomination is for you!
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All you need to do is to explain in simple words a complex concept or term. It's very simple - the lighter the girls understand you, the higher your chances of winning!
Well, for example, how to explain what deadlock is:
Going to the bathroom, Angela forgot to take a robe with her. Usually, she can go into the room and in an undressed form, but while she was in the bathroom, Anton came to visit, to whom Angela should give the flash drive, which lies in her purse. Anton himself refuses to climb into his purse, and demands that Anzhella give the flash drive to him, and he will not leave without a flash drive. Angela can't go to the room while Anton is there. Anton is waiting for him to give him a flash drive, Angela is waiting for the departure of Anton, after which she can go out and give. ( c )
What terms can I take? Any terms and concepts related to the work of an IT specialist are accepted - from “framework” to “polymorphism”! Dare!
A real chance to get a present for your tediousness - think up the most difficult and incomprehensible explanation of a simple term!
For example, what is information? A seemingly simple question, but in reality information is
... intangible part of the world, interconnected with other parts of it in a very asymmetric way: the presence or absence, appearance, copying or disappearance on the information carrier is characterized by small (not affecting the integrity, stability and isolation from the external environment) change of its individual physical properties. Significant for the subject system of description of the subjective and objective world, transmitted by means of signals and arising in the process of their interpretation (in particular, laid down in the data when encoding and recognized when they are decoded). ( c )
No, you don’t need to send your own unique and inimitable photos and videos (well, except the best ones )! But we will wait for unique examples of how it was not necessary to do in a specific situation!
Well, for example, the story of this guy:
Sunday, being slightly merry, found a bag of dried fruit at home. Let me think compote brew. Cooked, no one will eat fruit anyway, he decided to drain. Put the colander in the sink and drained the liquid. Long stood over the sink in a stupor, thought a lot ... (bash)
Well, just the same, only, it is desirable that it is connected with IT - at least this way:
I am a programmer. Sunday, being slightly merry, found a bag of dried fruit at home. Let me think compote brew. Cooked, no one will eat fruit anyway, he decided to drain. Put the colander in the sink and drained the liquid. Long stood over the sink in a stupor, thinking a lot ...
This nomination is for serious people who speak a language (preferably foreign). Write a translation of an interesting article that will be published on the site with all the honors! For serious nominations, to which this one undoubtedly belongs, there will be promotional gifts!
We continue a good tradition to encourage our authors. Send or publish your technical articles and the best will be marked! The theme, as always, is limited only by your imagination and Microsoft technologies and products :)
These can be articles describing your work experience, a description of the technology or its capabilities, a guide to creating applications, training articles, etc.
Love to read books, share impressions, recommend to friends? Do it through our website and guaranteed to receive an e-book of your choice from Apress publisher as a gift (or two e-books for review in English). The best reviews will be awarded prizes (see the relevant section).
We prepared interesting prizes.
Firstly, this is Sergey Baydachny’s real printed book “Silverlight 4: Creating rich Web applications” .
Secondly, this is a real branded backpack with the logo of Visual Studio 2010.
And thirdly, these are e-books from the publisher Apress.
Any registered user of the Microsoft User Group site Vinnitsa can take part in the competition. To receive real prizes, you must live in Ukraine.
To participate in the contest, you can send your work to the address msugvn [at] gmail [dot] com or publish in the comments.
More details about the competition, the terms are written here .
Go!
This time there are several nominations:
- Explain to the blonde
- I'm a bore!
- I am blond!
- Best translation
- Best Technical Article
- The best gift is a book
Contest organizer - Microsoft User Group Vinnitsa.
Nomination "Explain the blonde"
Do you have a familiar blonde who you learn to use SQL Server and write in F #? Do you work in a support service? Do you have a nerd chef? Are you Captain Obvious? Then this nomination is for you!
')
All you need to do is to explain in simple words a complex concept or term. It's very simple - the lighter the girls understand you, the higher your chances of winning!
Well, for example, how to explain what deadlock is:
Going to the bathroom, Angela forgot to take a robe with her. Usually, she can go into the room and in an undressed form, but while she was in the bathroom, Anton came to visit, to whom Angela should give the flash drive, which lies in her purse. Anton himself refuses to climb into his purse, and demands that Anzhella give the flash drive to him, and he will not leave without a flash drive. Angela can't go to the room while Anton is there. Anton is waiting for him to give him a flash drive, Angela is waiting for the departure of Anton, after which she can go out and give. ( c )
What terms can I take? Any terms and concepts related to the work of an IT specialist are accepted - from “framework” to “polymorphism”! Dare!
Nomination "I'm a bore!"
A real chance to get a present for your tediousness - think up the most difficult and incomprehensible explanation of a simple term!
For example, what is information? A seemingly simple question, but in reality information is
... intangible part of the world, interconnected with other parts of it in a very asymmetric way: the presence or absence, appearance, copying or disappearance on the information carrier is characterized by small (not affecting the integrity, stability and isolation from the external environment) change of its individual physical properties. Significant for the subject system of description of the subjective and objective world, transmitted by means of signals and arising in the process of their interpretation (in particular, laid down in the data when encoding and recognized when they are decoded). ( c )
Nomination "I - blonde!"
No, you don’t need to send your own unique and inimitable photos and videos (
Well, for example, the story of this guy:
Sunday, being slightly merry, found a bag of dried fruit at home. Let me think compote brew. Cooked, no one will eat fruit anyway, he decided to drain. Put the colander in the sink and drained the liquid. Long stood over the sink in a stupor, thought a lot ... (bash)
Well, just the same, only, it is desirable that it is connected with IT - at least this way:
I am a programmer. Sunday, being slightly merry, found a bag of dried fruit at home. Let me think compote brew. Cooked, no one will eat fruit anyway, he decided to drain. Put the colander in the sink and drained the liquid. Long stood over the sink in a stupor, thinking a lot ...
Nomination "Best Translation"
This nomination is for serious people who speak a language (preferably foreign). Write a translation of an interesting article that will be published on the site with all the honors! For serious nominations, to which this one undoubtedly belongs, there will be promotional gifts!
Nomination "Best Technical Article"
We continue a good tradition to encourage our authors. Send or publish your technical articles and the best will be marked! The theme, as always, is limited only by your imagination and Microsoft technologies and products :)
These can be articles describing your work experience, a description of the technology or its capabilities, a guide to creating applications, training articles, etc.
Nomination "The best gift - the book"
Love to read books, share impressions, recommend to friends? Do it through our website and guaranteed to receive an e-book of your choice from Apress publisher as a gift (or two e-books for review in English). The best reviews will be awarded prizes (see the relevant section).
Prizes
We prepared interesting prizes.
Firstly, this is Sergey Baydachny’s real printed book “Silverlight 4: Creating rich Web applications” .
Secondly, this is a real branded backpack with the logo of Visual Studio 2010.
And thirdly, these are e-books from the publisher Apress.
Any registered user of the Microsoft User Group site Vinnitsa can take part in the competition. To receive real prizes, you must live in Ukraine.
To participate in the contest, you can send your work to the address msugvn [at] gmail [dot] com or publish in the comments.
More details about the competition, the terms are written here .
Go!
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/94517/
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