Created programming language for albants.

Young (not yet a week), but mine is a very promising programming language LOLCODE will appeal to both enthusiasts and their familiar blondes. To write a program on LOLCODE, you just need to have “Oblan” thinking and be able to type the text with the Shift key pressed (real blondes do not use Caps Lock).



For example, Hello world would look like this
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

and here is a simple cycle
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

Well, is not it lovely?