Brain Destruction Vacancy

I think it is hardly possible to find a person, both successfully working and searching, who sometimes would not look at vacancies that are close to him. This allows you to adequately assess yourself and your skills, follow the trends in the industry, planning your self-improvement and development.



In fairness, I must say that not all vacancies are equally useful.

Bumping into different inconsistencies in the description of the requirements of people smiling, representing the blonde. carefully writing the abbreviations VoIP, ERP, MESA, ITIL, ITSM and so on. This is a little uplifting and pacified user continues his work. But sometimes there are pearls that blow the brain ...

Let's try to imagine together a person who is suitable for such a vacancy. And besides, who also wants to go there ...

So, "ta-dam!"

Sampsonievsky business center

1. Salary level not specified
2. St. Petersburg Region
3. Required work experience 3-6 years

Requirements:

1. Certificates and certificates of retraining and training:
2. Certificate of attendance on the training program ISO9001
3. Retratec certificates in the following disciplines:
   
   
   • Computer technical support
   • Delphi 7 Software Development
   • Windows XP Professional System Administration
   • Network Installation and Configuring
   • Internet fundamentals
   • Windows XP Fundamentals
   • FreeBSD System Administration
   • Microsoft Word 2000
   • Excel 2003 Fundamentals
   • Linux System Administration
   • Windows Server 2003 System Administration
   • Windows 2000 Professional System Administration
   • Windows 98 Fundamentals
   • ANSI SQL
4. IBM Certificate of Completion in Lotus Domino

Key skills:

1. Creation and development of the department of information technology from scratch;
2. Construction and support of network infrastructure, including in distributed heterogeneous networks;
3. Formation of a workable team for the organization of full-fledged technical user support;
4. Addressing issues related to optimizing enterprise costs in the field of information technology;
5. Experience in implementing enterprise infrastructures based on IBM products.
6. Experience in the deployment, administration and maintenance of IBM Lotus products in a variety of configurations (multi-domain, highly distributed) such as Domino, Sametime, Quickplace, Domino.Doc - at least 5 years.
7. Experience in deploying workflow systems based on Lotus: ScatEscado and Boss Referent - at least 3 years.
8. Experience in setting tasks, developing and maintaining software products based on Lotus Domino for the company's own needs is at least 3 years.
9. Experience in administering servers based on Windows domains of various configurations, deploying and maintaining servers on Linux, FreeBSD - at least 5 years.
10. Language: English - work with technical texts without a dictionary.

Slowly reflect and try to relate ...

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Experience 3-6 years and Windows 98 certificate Fundamentals. Maybe someone was lying around in the closet? Or maybe if everyone else is there, you can quickly go and get this one?



ANSI SQL, Delphi, Lotus ... And at the same time, Word 2000 certificate is required ... Nostalgia immediately sounded through me and I remembered how, while studying at the institute, I passed the MS Works certificate exam ... Only now I forgot the version.



The scatter of requirements gives rise to the most different emotions, but most likely it is caused simply by breaking into writing the requirements a summary of the previous employee was taken, who had his interesting and rich life starting in Windows 98, changing from programming and system administration to serious ERP implementation projects ...



In general, it’s just interesting whether there is another person who meets these requirements or they really want to return the previous one ...