Allowance for beginners ...

I learned about Habré and decided to register.
For the first time in my life they refused to register me on the site with registration - they sent it to the sandbox.

Picked up in the sandbox 2-3 times.

- Doctor, everyone ignores me!
“Next ...”

Finally, I thought that you can ask about the invite through the same sandbox ... but it did not work.
Some even arranged something from receiving invites ... pranks, contests, contests ...
The UFO helped (and the Lottery).
Hooray! I'm on Habré !!!
I urgently copy what I wrote in the sandbox in the hope of receiving long-awaited comments ...
But I nevermind with butter - not enough karma ...
Need to write comments ...
I am writing what is funny - do not laugh - minus, the humor is different for everyone ...
I copy what is particularly positive - notice and minus ...
I write what I think - minus ...
Such is the brush ...
I had to change points of view and continue to write what I think - it helped, though not by a lot.
I have accumulated 5 points of karma, now I will publish my mega-topic and become a Habr superstar - everyone will quote me, ply, friends.
BREAK OUT !!! Look what you want!
')
... Reset, suddenly created by the creators of Habr as if for me alone, helped start a new life.
Only then I realized how nice it is to be a cat and have as many as 9 virtual lives, instead of one.

Sincerely glad for you, if you do not have everything!

update: Thanks for the Friday goodies!
update2: The topic was resurrected after blocking for breaking Habr's rules.