Yandex.gov.ru: what if Yandex would be a state corporation
First of all, it would not be called Yandex. It would be called SCC STI "YASEN.RU". It would be much clearer than the current bourgeois “Yandex”: State Telecommunications (this is the closest industry, what can you do here) Search and Indexing System Company “YASEN.RU”. "RU" is a must. Otherwise, people will think that this is some kind of backward garbage that no one needs.
"ASH" (necessarily in capital letters) - this is very patriotic and just dooms to the same magical success as the combat complex "Topol-U". What can I say, the slogan immediately comes to mind: "I asked Ash" ... ". Feel it? How patriotic became? Just something warm passed through the body and you purred thoughtfully "... where is my favorite .." Not that dull "There is everything." Well, of course, the design will be different. Orange will be replaced by purple. Links will be blue. And when authorization will be asked to enter the passport number.
Further, ASH in general will not index anything by itself. By design. To get your site in the index, you need to submit an application. Required in paper form with signature and stamp. And even better with a photo of the administrator. Further, the emergence and promotion of your website for extradition will be associated with several procedures: adding to the search base, creating a site map, analyzing the contents of its pages, analyzing external links to the site, generating TIC, and issuing itself. Each stage will require the collection of all new documents, coordination with ROSPOTREBNADZOR, with the military (ASH is the Telecommunication Company), with the tax, with the public chamber, with the Ministry of Interior and SANEPIDEMNADZOROM. Seoshniki will provide services "Help in the design of the site," which will mean you know what. And the runet will be beautiful: without doorway and satellites, without Viagra and American English. All texts will be written for people, and the passport number, address of registration and photo of the administrator, a banned presidential aide, will be available in a few minutes. And there won't be all these scandals with Dymovskys, bosses of Lukoil and cuts of VTB, so it will be calm.
"ASH" (necessarily in capital letters) - this is very patriotic and just dooms to the same magical success as the combat complex "Topol-U". What can I say, the slogan immediately comes to mind: "I asked Ash" ... ". Feel it? How patriotic became? Just something warm passed through the body and you purred thoughtfully "... where is my favorite .." Not that dull "There is everything." Well, of course, the design will be different. Orange will be replaced by purple. Links will be blue. And when authorization will be asked to enter the passport number.
Further, ASH in general will not index anything by itself. By design. To get your site in the index, you need to submit an application. Required in paper form with signature and stamp. And even better with a photo of the administrator. Further, the emergence and promotion of your website for extradition will be associated with several procedures: adding to the search base, creating a site map, analyzing the contents of its pages, analyzing external links to the site, generating TIC, and issuing itself. Each stage will require the collection of all new documents, coordination with ROSPOTREBNADZOR, with the military (ASH is the Telecommunication Company), with the tax, with the public chamber, with the Ministry of Interior and SANEPIDEMNADZOROM. Seoshniki will provide services "Help in the design of the site," which will mean you know what. And the runet will be beautiful: without doorway and satellites, without Viagra and American English. All texts will be written for people, and the passport number, address of registration and photo of the administrator, a banned presidential aide, will be available in a few minutes. And there won't be all these scandals with Dymovskys, bosses of Lukoil and cuts of VTB, so it will be calm.
')
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/88247/
All Articles