Communists Peter - a sickle on Yandex!

Recently I ran into a very interesting site of the Communists of St. Petersburg and the Leningrad Region .

I liked the picture - it's in the subject, but more on that under the cut!

After a short tour of the site I was hysterical. I hasten to share it with you, my dear habrasoobschestvo, because I alone can not bear it. Perhaps after that I can no longer write on Habré, but still I can not go against the dictates of the heart.
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Below I will quote, which are particularly pleased.

ENGELS - NEW RUNET SEARCH ENGINE. RESPONSE OF PETERSBURG COMMUNISTS TO YANDEX SYSTEM AGENTS

Quotes:

In response to the attempt, inspired by the capitalists, to artificially raise the prestige of the bourgeois search engine Yandex and rename for this purpose the Engels prospect in Petersburg to Yandex Avenue, the Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad region declare the beginning of work on the creation of an alternative search system of Runet-Engels.

The new search engine "Engels" is designed to oust the bourgeois steeped in consumerism, the sex industry and mindless mass culture, the search engines Yandex, Google, Rambler and other virtual traps of imperialism. Named in honor of one of the founders of Marxism, the new search engine Engels is designed to transfer the Internet to the rails of building socialism and ousting such bastions of the oligarchy as Yandex and its accomplices.

In Engels, it will be impossible to advertise the goods of capitalist countries, post photos without a bra, call for the dismemberment of the Russian Federation, call Lenin a mushroom, a girl, etc. The kind face of Friedrich Engels with crafty squinting - the logo of the emerging main search engine Runet - will come to every village hut, to every aul, to every red yurt, to the prison cell of freedom fighters.

The wise and stern Engels will be radically different from Yandex - the gloomy miracle of hostile technology - and its sinister twins, corrupting our youth.

Original article here

COMMUNISTS APPEALED TO MADONNA

Quotes:

Madonna!

You come to Russia and you are going to sing in Palace Square. We, the Communists, although we are not fans of your work, but recognize for you the talent and popularity among music lovers, and also respect you for your sympathy for the children of Africa.
And although many representatives of the Russian public called for banning your concert, we decided to treat your arrival with restraint. Sing

And you must understand your responsibility by performing hits in such a place. There can not twirl the booty, be lightly dressed, spinning on a pole and greet lesbians. You must dress modestly, sing melodiously and remember the norms of morality.

We very much ask you, Madonna, to include in your repertoire on Palace Square some revolutionary song in honor of the participants in the storming of the Winter. For example, Boldly comrades in the leg, the Internationale or you fell victim to the fatal struggle. Well, or at least Marseillaise.

We offer you to include in your wardrobe a cap with a red ribbon, sailor's jacket, vest and a Mauser. And, of course, the red banner of labor.

Original article here

And:

• The communists gave Spielberg one last chance!
• The cynical robbery of Soviet fiction and the hymn to countless experiences with people. (About Avatar movie)
• Communists despise kurylenko - Bond 007 film owner

In connection with all the above, I propose:

1. Create Stalin's antivirus
2. Develop a browser to them. Lenin
3. Rename 3DMax to 3DMarks
4. To hold on April 22 the first Communist Internet Subbotnik to clean up the Soviet Internet from the spies of world imperialism

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