Tale of how the angels rewrote the project, but the elders did not regret it
A long time ago, a year ago, there was one project that lived and his name was loveme.vn . It was created, as the elders used to say, by mysterious Hindu programmers. He lived unhappily, evil bugs tormented his soul. These bugs were not simple, but magical: kill one, another 20 have nowhere to appear.
But these bugs were just a consequence of the wrong life of the project. Mysterious Hindu programmers did not educate their “child” according to the canons of MVC and the rapidly changing business logic, did not teach him the basic rules of personal hygiene: clean the code in the morning and evening, behave culturally in creating new services and much more.
So he lived as an unfortunate "freak", mistakenly born and dreamed of attention, care and love.
The elders helped him with what they could: they found and destroyed bugs, tried to instill good manners, but all these efforts did not give happiness to the project. After all, he clearly understood that he was a burden, that the elders would soon go into another world, and he would be left alone with his death.
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He felt death approach him. The proximity of this "lady" made you want to live even more strongly, to understand that much can still be achieved in this life. To tell death at the end of the road: “EVERYTHING! I'm happy! I tried everything I wanted! Let's move on…".
Fate had mercy on loveme.vn. Two angels visited him. Their name was Ratibor Strukturkin and Abraham Pofigovich. Having looked at the project code, they swore viciously and began to create a new “body” for loveme.vn. Elders rebelled by such news. During their long life, no one dared to do so. “You will destroy him. “They were indignant. Why change something, because it works and so,” they assured. But the angels didn't care about these arguments. “Social network in two months ... Easy! - They joked in response to senile insinuations. - Not the first time. We have such a job. ”
For exactly two months they wrote a new body to the project, every day teaching the divine chosen one of the right life. Hard work, purity of intentions have done their job. THREE months later, the soul of the project moved into a new body, and the angels flew away to carry out orders from above.
Since then began a new life loveme.vn !!!
But these bugs were just a consequence of the wrong life of the project. Mysterious Hindu programmers did not educate their “child” according to the canons of MVC and the rapidly changing business logic, did not teach him the basic rules of personal hygiene: clean the code in the morning and evening, behave culturally in creating new services and much more.
So he lived as an unfortunate "freak", mistakenly born and dreamed of attention, care and love.
The elders helped him with what they could: they found and destroyed bugs, tried to instill good manners, but all these efforts did not give happiness to the project. After all, he clearly understood that he was a burden, that the elders would soon go into another world, and he would be left alone with his death.
')
He felt death approach him. The proximity of this "lady" made you want to live even more strongly, to understand that much can still be achieved in this life. To tell death at the end of the road: “EVERYTHING! I'm happy! I tried everything I wanted! Let's move on…".
Fate had mercy on loveme.vn. Two angels visited him. Their name was Ratibor Strukturkin and Abraham Pofigovich. Having looked at the project code, they swore viciously and began to create a new “body” for loveme.vn. Elders rebelled by such news. During their long life, no one dared to do so. “You will destroy him. “They were indignant. Why change something, because it works and so,” they assured. But the angels didn't care about these arguments. “Social network in two months ... Easy! - They joked in response to senile insinuations. - Not the first time. We have such a job. ”
For exactly two months they wrote a new body to the project, every day teaching the divine chosen one of the right life. Hard work, purity of intentions have done their job. THREE months later, the soul of the project moved into a new body, and the angels flew away to carry out orders from above.
Since then began a new life loveme.vn !!!
- For two months no one bug;
- Managers have many many new ideas that are gradually being put into practice;
- 50,000 thousand users come to loveme.vn daily and their number is growing;
- The project now has a “strong and flexible body” and is ready for new adventures!
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/86582/
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