If you had a computer ...
A man comes to get a job as a janitor at Microsoft. The human resources manager first, asks him a few questions, then conducts a small test (suggests sweeping up part of the territory) and finally announces the solution:
- You are accepted, leave your email address so that we can tell you in which place and on what day you need to come to work for the first time.
“But I don’t have a computer either,” the man responds, confused, “not just an email address.”
- In this case, we can not take you to work, because virtually you do not exist.
A man comes out sad, not knowing what to do when there is only 10 dollars left in your pocket.
However, a thought occurred to him: he enters the market and buys 10 kg of tomatoes. Then he starts going home and offering goods, and in less than 2 hours he manages to double the capital. After he repeated the same thing 3 times, he already had 160 bucks in his pocket. And here he understands that with such incomes it is quite possible to live without work.
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Every morning he leaves the house earlier and returns later, doubling every day, or even tripling the capital. After some time, he buys a car, then a truck, and after some time he opens a company to deliver goods to the public. After 5 years, he is already the owner of a large network of supermarkets.
And then, thinking about the future, he suddenly decided to insure his life and the life of his entire family. After negotiations with the insurance agent, he asks him to leave an email address to which the most advantageous offer could be sent, to which the merchant, like several years ago, replies that he does not have an email address or even a computer.
“This is amazing,” the insurance agent wonders, “you have such a big business and do not have an email address!” Just imagine what you would have become if you had a computer!
Upon reflection, the merchant replies:
- I would become a janitor at Microsoft ...
Sorry, if you read - on Habré was not exactly.
- You are accepted, leave your email address so that we can tell you in which place and on what day you need to come to work for the first time.
“But I don’t have a computer either,” the man responds, confused, “not just an email address.”
- In this case, we can not take you to work, because virtually you do not exist.
A man comes out sad, not knowing what to do when there is only 10 dollars left in your pocket.
However, a thought occurred to him: he enters the market and buys 10 kg of tomatoes. Then he starts going home and offering goods, and in less than 2 hours he manages to double the capital. After he repeated the same thing 3 times, he already had 160 bucks in his pocket. And here he understands that with such incomes it is quite possible to live without work.
')
Every morning he leaves the house earlier and returns later, doubling every day, or even tripling the capital. After some time, he buys a car, then a truck, and after some time he opens a company to deliver goods to the public. After 5 years, he is already the owner of a large network of supermarkets.
And then, thinking about the future, he suddenly decided to insure his life and the life of his entire family. After negotiations with the insurance agent, he asks him to leave an email address to which the most advantageous offer could be sent, to which the merchant, like several years ago, replies that he does not have an email address or even a computer.
“This is amazing,” the insurance agent wonders, “you have such a big business and do not have an email address!” Just imagine what you would have become if you had a computer!
Upon reflection, the merchant replies:
- I would become a janitor at Microsoft ...
Sorry, if you read - on Habré was not exactly.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/8602/
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