The first collection of "excuses" and excuses

Recently, a project was created specifically for the Russian-speaking population. The project - a collection of excuses. As is known, excuse (also can be understood as an excuse) is a made-up phrase or story in order to hide something or show its innocence to something. For example, when they are late for school, pupils invent various excuses: from simple "they translated grandma across the road", ending with ridiculous or ridiculous "I was stolen by UFOs and conducted experiments."
As mentioned above, for such purposes a special collection of excuses, excuses and funny stories was developed, where anyone can add their own funny story or successful excuse. All materials are viewed by moderators, so you will not see any spam and advertising on the site.

Also on the site lives a wonderful inf named Master of excuses, he is one of the representatives of the race of artificial intelligence. So, if you start to be stupid, do not be offended.

The creators of the site excuses are waiting for your feedback and comments, and most importantly, their excuses. So let's help each other!