Restaurant site :)

I: (trying to visit the site of a local restaurant using an iPhone)
Website: I need Flash. Back off
Me: I just want to know when you open?
Website: No.
I: But I look from my phone. Do you have a little link to the html version in the corner or something like that?
Website: I ignore you.
Me: What if I look from my phone, because I'm on the street and looking for a place to eat? Has it never occurred to you?
Website: Dump!
I: (give up and go to the site from your computer)
Website: A! Hello! How can I help?
I: What are your ...
Website: Wait, upload music.
I: That's how it is!
Site: You will like it. This “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for a steel drum and clavitar.
I: No, no need ...
Website: Loading ...
Me: Everything I want ...
Website: I said point-to-point.
I: (drumming my fingers on the table)
Website: Getting started! Isn't it great? This ... I'll pick a word now. Ethnically!
I: What are your opening hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! This is a PDF of a screenshot of a scanned Word document printed on a towel. With different fonts!
I: It does not interest me. What are your opening hours?
Website: Do not worry, the menu is loaded in a new window and the music will not stop. Can I show you some pictures?
I: What. You. Clock. Ra. Bots.
Website: I ... I don't know.
I: (go to another restaurant)