How to do a job at the university

How to do a job at the university.

1. Sit in a comfortable chair in a well-lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log in to icq / jabber / skype and immediately go away. Check mail.
3. Read the assignment carefully to make sure you understand it.
4. Go down to the coffee machine and buy a cup of coffee to concentrate.
5. Check mail.
6. Call a friend and ask if he / she wants to go for a cup of coffee. Just to get ready for the assignment.
7. When you return to your room - sit in a comfortable chair in a well-lit place in front of your computer.
8. Read the assignment again to be absolutely sure that you understand it.
9. Check mail.
10. You know, you still have not written to the guy with whom you were in camp in the fourth grade. It is better to write a letter now so that it does not interfere with concentration.
11. Go to the bathroom and look at your teeth in the mirror.
12. Download a couple of tracks from the torrent.
13. Check mail.
14. Listen to the download and download more.
15. Call your friend and ask if he already started writing. Exchange dismissive remarks about the teacher, subject, university and the world at large.
16. Go to the store and buy gum. You probably already ended.
17. At the same time buy a magazine and read it.
18. Check mail.
19. Check the program schedule to be sure that you are definitely not missing anything important.
    Caution: If less than 12 hours before delivery, any transfer is important.
20. Play soliter (or sapper).
21. Read habrahabr.ru.
22. Wash your hands.
23. Write to your classmates and find out how much they have already done. Surely not yet started.
24. View all photos of the neighbor. Ask who they are.
25. Sit down and think seriously about your future.
26. See if there are new posts on Habré.
27. Check your mail and listen to the tracks.
28. Re-read the assignment again, damn it.
29. Slipping on a chair to the window and see the sunrise.
30. Lie down on the floor and groan.
31. Hit the wall and break something.
32. Check mail.
33. Scold mate.
34. 5 am - start writing a task without stopping. 6 hours - done.
35. Complain to everyone that you did not get enough sleep because of this idiotic work.
36. Go to the audience, hand over your work, and immediately leave to sleep.