Justsay: Lady Jeanne DʻArc of Mtsensk
Mitrofan Danilich wife sent to a social network. Not that rude, but persistent.
- Other guys out, busy, habrahbryat, tyryat something, and homeless people even run along on the paperclick, and you lie on the couch, Nikakov’s traffic to you ...,
she said.
- I would go out to register in which thread a social network or something, at least ...
Mitrofan Danilich took a laptop under his arm and went to register, because he knew that his wife was the law, he would disobey, you would turn out to be outlawed.
Some new hotly debated social education on the body of the former long-suffering CCSR was accidentally caught his eye.
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And he began to fill in the registration form with personal data.
Country Russia.
Moscow city.
District - This is it.
The street is such ...
House - 35
The entrance is ...
“Is it fucking up to them?” Danilych thought, but the pop-up help in purple letters put everything in its place: “The news of your entrance will help you to rationally exist in society. If your neighbors publish a message stating that a light bulb is broken in the stairwell, you will be able to enter the building with a flashlight in your hands. ”The explanation said. "It is reasonable!": Danilych noticed and continued registration.
Apartment - 29
Room - Kitchen
Even the proposal to designate your location on the kitchen map did not surprise Danilych. “Gee-gee, Ajax”: he smiled.
After a happy registration and confirmation of the acca, Danilich asked his wife via icq what to do next. “Be socially active!” She responded.
Danilych decided to bring some benefit to the society and publish some news, announcement or article. About how yesterday played "ours" - everyone knew already without him. But unfortunately in the kitchen nichrome did not occur.
Danilych decided to change the region. He again grabbed the laptop under his arm and went into the bedroom. Turned on the TV. He stared blankly at the screen. Leaned against the wall. And after half an hour, he was already sleeping peacefully, quietly snoring and buried his unshaven cheek in a laptop. In his region was warm, bright and most importantly - the all-consuming world reigned.
- Other guys out, busy, habrahbryat, tyryat something, and homeless people even run along on the paperclick, and you lie on the couch, Nikakov’s traffic to you ...,
she said.
- I would go out to register in which thread a social network or something, at least ...
Mitrofan Danilich took a laptop under his arm and went to register, because he knew that his wife was the law, he would disobey, you would turn out to be outlawed.
Some new hotly debated social education on the body of the former long-suffering CCSR was accidentally caught his eye.
')
And he began to fill in the registration form with personal data.
Country Russia.
Moscow city.
District - This is it.
The street is such ...
House - 35
The entrance is ...
“Is it fucking up to them?” Danilych thought, but the pop-up help in purple letters put everything in its place: “The news of your entrance will help you to rationally exist in society. If your neighbors publish a message stating that a light bulb is broken in the stairwell, you will be able to enter the building with a flashlight in your hands. ”The explanation said. "It is reasonable!": Danilych noticed and continued registration.
Apartment - 29
Room - Kitchen
Even the proposal to designate your location on the kitchen map did not surprise Danilych. “Gee-gee, Ajax”: he smiled.
After a happy registration and confirmation of the acca, Danilich asked his wife via icq what to do next. “Be socially active!” She responded.
Danilych decided to bring some benefit to the society and publish some news, announcement or article. About how yesterday played "ours" - everyone knew already without him. But unfortunately in the kitchen nichrome did not occur.
Danilych decided to change the region. He again grabbed the laptop under his arm and went into the bedroom. Turned on the TV. He stared blankly at the screen. Leaned against the wall. And after half an hour, he was already sleeping peacefully, quietly snoring and buried his unshaven cheek in a laptop. In his region was warm, bright and most importantly - the all-consuming world reigned.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/8437/
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