If computers treated homeopathy
1. Similar would treat similar. That is, computer viruses. But in order not to get caught up in quackery and not stupidly play, instead of viruses, a kerchief solitaire would be installed on the infected computer, but not simple, but charged with the memory of the virus and homeopathically divorced.
2. If the user on the computer does have a virus, in addition to the homeopathic antivirus, they would also install a normal one. But at the same time, of course, the effect would be explained by the correct homeopathic dilution.
3. Antivirus programs would not contain any antivirus code. As an antivirus, copies of the “solitaire-kerchief” program would be used, the first copy of which was once installed in the liver of a barbarian duck on a computer that was in the same room with a computer that was in the same building as the computer that was infected with a virus.
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Then copies of this solitaire headscarf in D13 breeding would be sold on the shelves of computer stores and would be approved by the relevant non-corrupt departments.
4. Users and propagandists of homeopathic antiviruses would say that computer programs have a memory effect. And the further the developer of a homeopathic antivirus from real viruses was, the stronger the effect, which is known to grow with each homeopathic dilution.
5. On the Internet, users of homeopathic antiviruses would give the following proofs of their effectiveness: “Well, even if it is a self-suggestion, it became easier for me!”
How to prepare a homeopathic antivirus
2. If the user on the computer does have a virus, in addition to the homeopathic antivirus, they would also install a normal one. But at the same time, of course, the effect would be explained by the correct homeopathic dilution.
3. Antivirus programs would not contain any antivirus code. As an antivirus, copies of the “solitaire-kerchief” program would be used, the first copy of which was once installed in the liver of a barbarian duck on a computer that was in the same room with a computer that was in the same building as the computer that was infected with a virus.
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Then copies of this solitaire headscarf in D13 breeding would be sold on the shelves of computer stores and would be approved by the relevant non-corrupt departments.
4. Users and propagandists of homeopathic antiviruses would say that computer programs have a memory effect. And the further the developer of a homeopathic antivirus from real viruses was, the stronger the effect, which is known to grow with each homeopathic dilution.
5. On the Internet, users of homeopathic antiviruses would give the following proofs of their effectiveness: “Well, even if it is a self-suggestion, it became easier for me!”
How to prepare a homeopathic antivirus
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/84346/
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