Geek & Poke mini comics

I found funny mini comics on IT topics, I decided to share with the habrasoobschestvom. I think it is not necessary to translate anything, everything is pretty clear.
UPD At the request of the comments added translation. For the translation, thanks to Pavel7 .

"There are no viruses for Apple"

- Eve, Adam, come on! Do not doubt! There are definitely no worms (viruses). This is an apple (Apple).

"Sex, drugs and the Internet"

- Son, the Internet is too dangerous for you!
- And how will I correspond with my drug dealer?

"Windows for OS X"

- Is this machine worth OS X? I did not know.
- Previously, there was a Windows. But yesterday I launched the iTunes update and forgot to remove a couple of checkboxes.
... where Apple sells OS X, not only for Macs.
')
"IE Porn Mode On"

- Captain Pickard, the Klingon ship is approaching in porn mode
- ???
- Sorry, I meant in the invisible mode

“Google acquires another company”

- We are going to buy a new twitter digg-facebook website. How much do you think it costs?
- I do not know, maybe 500 thousand dollars?
- You're a fool? We are Google. We do not pay 500 thousand.
- ...
- I think five billion will be just right.
- Probably.

"Judgment Day"

- What have you done in your life?
- I shared everything I had: my music, my video, my bookmarks and my opml .

"Offshoring"

- You need to move to the next country. We gave them thousands of jobs. But they are still not enough. These guys want more.
- And what do they want?
- To pay them!
- Incredible!

By Oliver Widder. If you like it, you can read more on the author's website .

If anyone finds more funny sketches (which should be placed here) under the link - write, add to the topic along with the translation.