Jimm or what adventures await you

I come to work in the morning, sit down at the PC, suddenly a colleague bursts out laughing, and sends me the following (copied my friend's message from asi) = >>

(Friend) Hi, count up this morning I spoke to the ace with a girlfriend alone ... I went to the subway train ... I continue to talk to her, I cling to the nearest person with my side sight ... I go with him to the train ... I finish writing a message, I raise my eyes, and look at me 2 gone nuts guy ... I went into the driver's cabin))