How to write spam

Here is a letter from Microsoft today:



Start a letter with “Be sure to read this letter to the end. This is not spam, ... "- that's cool. Where does their editor look?
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Apparently, the dude used to earn newsletters about referral programs and financial pyramids, and now he came to work at Microsoft :-)

Advice to spam writers (how to write correctly)

Writing messages for mass mailings is easier than it seems.
Suppose that your mailing list (to whom you will send) is compiled. Now you need to select one of the recipients in the list that you personally know. I emphasize: just one , and personally . If it's not there, add it to the list.

Now open your favorite mailer (Outlook, Gmail, what do you use there?), Write your advertising letter to this person personally and send it to him alone. You need to write as if you are not going to do any mass mailing - write one regular letter to one person . Put your own name at the end of the letter, not the name of the company. You'll see: phrases like "The materials of this newsletter are being prepared by experts ..." if they remain in the letter, then they will definitely go to the background.

Done: take the received text and send it to everyone without any changes.

All of us are more or less able to write personal letters to each other. It is only necessary to understand that letters for mass mailing are written in the same way . After all, each recipient will personally read your letter - no one will read your message from the podium.