Pontius Pilate

“Do you know what Pontius Pilate did when a messenger from Pisa arrived to him? So: he sent him. ”
Once upon a time there was Oak. He lived quietly himself. I did not touch anyone. And then the wind came. Brown is such a wind, says:
“Yes, I! .. Yes, you! .. Yes, I will bend with one blow! .. Yes, I will erase from my place! .. Yes, I can! .. Yes, I …… ...!”
The wind is blowing from the east, from the west, from the heat, from the cold ...
Can't do anything with Oak. I went to the wind, called the sun. The Sun appears ... The steep Sun is ... Starlight ... says:
“Yes, I! .. Yes, you! .. Yes, I’m extinguishing one look! .. I will burn one ray! .. Yes, I! .. Yes, you! .. ... ...!”
The sun is shining from above ... below ... at the side ... from the other side ...
And Duba all do not care ... worth and worth ...
We thought about the Sun and the Wind and decided to make steep disassemblies for a while ... They shine and blow from different sides and with different power ...
And Oak is all worth it ...
And then suddenly the Sun and the Wind are noticed, that it is not Oak that is Pontius Pilate ...
“Once upon a time there was Pontius Pilate. And then suddenly a starship with Marilyn Monroe was captured. So ... He was hers ... And for him nothing was ... Because he sent everyone. "
Comes, then, a prince in a crystal coffin with a beautiful woman ...
He speaks:
"Yes, I! .. Yes, finally! .. Yes, after my kiss! .. Yes, no one left alive! .. Yes, I kiss the princess right now! .. And that's all! ..."
Znachitsa fits and kisses the princess, kind of like a beautiful woman ...
And she…
Waking up ...
Rubbing balls ...
And he says: “YES GO! Tsarevich !!! »
Turns on the other side and go to sleep ...
Here the prince is eyeing and noticing that this is not a princess nifiga ... And Pontius Pilate ...