Do as Paint can
Hello, habrazhiteli!
Yesterday, a story happened to me, seemingly ordinary, but it hurt me very much.
It was already past midnight (3 or 4 am), I received a reminder letter that I received a new drug on the freelance website. Well, of course, it did not particularly interest me, because I've been in freelancing a year now. But still I poked, got on a famous freelance website ...
')
I, in fact, did not even read drugs. And I decided to catch a glimpse of orders, to recall the past. Hoping that I will find some kind of order for an hour and with peace of mind I will go to sleep :) I see:
Well, I thought it was a chance, and I knocked on ICQ:
- Ale
- Ale
- Pyrvet
- Hello
- Ready for work…
- Forward, start
How so? Without any details. Well, I decided to make sure:
- What ways can I change the image?
- Any!
- Even change the size?
- Yes, the main thing is to increase to 1 GB.
- Let's say a white area will be drawn from the bottom, will it suit you?
- Yes.
Well, after an hour everything was ready. Showing. To which I replied: “Not, it's not that. I need the picture to remain visually unchanged. ” I resent: "But you yourself said that you can resize and draw on the bottom ..." Answer: "I meant the weight of the picture can be changed." Oh god, I thought. “But it’s unrealistic to increase the weight of an image of 17 kb to 1 gb without adding anything to it” (pictures could be of any format)
Further, his answer killed me:
- “And if you put dots on the picture?”
- "By changing the colors of the pixels, a lot of you will not increase the size ..."
And here comes his fateful response:
- "And in Paint, you can!"
Understanding what the customer is, I got out.
The bottom line: everything happens in life :)
My first topic is here. on Habré ...
Yesterday, a story happened to me, seemingly ordinary, but it hurt me very much.
It was already past midnight (3 or 4 am), I received a reminder letter that I received a new drug on the freelance website. Well, of course, it did not particularly interest me, because I've been in freelancing a year now. But still I poked, got on a famous freelance website ...
')
I, in fact, did not even read drugs. And I decided to catch a glimpse of orders, to recall the past. Hoping that I will find some kind of order for an hour and with peace of mind I will go to sleep :) I see:
simple script with added weight to the image
you need to write a simple script output images with the addition of weight to it, say 3kb each time the script is accessed
I do not make a prepayment, the budget remains open, write your prices and the project will be received by the one who takes less time and price.
Well, I thought it was a chance, and I knocked on ICQ:
- Ale
- Ale
- Pyrvet
- Hello
- Ready for work…
- Forward, start
How so? Without any details. Well, I decided to make sure:
- What ways can I change the image?
- Any!
- Even change the size?
- Yes, the main thing is to increase to 1 GB.
- Let's say a white area will be drawn from the bottom, will it suit you?
- Yes.
Well, after an hour everything was ready. Showing. To which I replied: “Not, it's not that. I need the picture to remain visually unchanged. ” I resent: "But you yourself said that you can resize and draw on the bottom ..." Answer: "I meant the weight of the picture can be changed." Oh god, I thought. “But it’s unrealistic to increase the weight of an image of 17 kb to 1 gb without adding anything to it” (pictures could be of any format)
Further, his answer killed me:
- “And if you put dots on the picture?”
- "By changing the colors of the pixels, a lot of you will not increase the size ..."
And here comes his fateful response:
- "And in Paint, you can!"
Understanding what the customer is, I got out.
The bottom line: everything happens in life :)
My first topic is here. on Habré ...
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/73192/
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