10 differences between builders and programmers
Every day, walking along the Yenisei Embankment, I see how a 14-storey apartment building is being built, now it is already at the delivery stage. So, today, passing by this house, I thought, and after all, building a house and writing a program is no different. So the thought captured me, what's next, walking along the embankment, I still found some differences that seemed funny to me.
So, 10 differences between builders and programmers:
1. Builders never make beta versions. A very useful property of any home is that it immediately represents a release!
2. Builders do not have technical support at home, I don’t know if it’s an advantage, but from the moment the house is handed over, its support falls on the shoulders of the tenant user!
3. The builders never change the content of the TZ after half the house has already been built.
4. The builders never ask whether the tenant likes his apartment or house, they usually say something like “What worked, it worked!”
5. Builders never release fixes and patches. Want to remove the wall? Make repairs? Here you have the development tools - scrap, shovel, perforator, etc. Everything else is in your hands.
6. Builders never work at lunch! (No comments)
7. Builders always use linear methods to build houses, no ad-libbing of the Extreme Construction type.
8. Builders never care about the “holes” in the house. Holes are an integral part that you acquire with the apartment. In general, taking care of holes is the responsibility of tenant users.
9. Builders do not think about compatibility issues. The fact that your furniture does not pass through the doorway is a problem for furniture manufacturers, not for builders.
10. Builders do not work with Microsoft products !!! And in this I warmly support them!
www.codeart.ru/2007/04/21/10-razlichij-mezhdu-stroitelyami-i-programmistami
So, 10 differences between builders and programmers:
1. Builders never make beta versions. A very useful property of any home is that it immediately represents a release!
2. Builders do not have technical support at home, I don’t know if it’s an advantage, but from the moment the house is handed over, its support falls on the shoulders of the tenant user!
3. The builders never change the content of the TZ after half the house has already been built.
4. The builders never ask whether the tenant likes his apartment or house, they usually say something like “What worked, it worked!”
5. Builders never release fixes and patches. Want to remove the wall? Make repairs? Here you have the development tools - scrap, shovel, perforator, etc. Everything else is in your hands.
6. Builders never work at lunch! (No comments)
7. Builders always use linear methods to build houses, no ad-libbing of the Extreme Construction type.
8. Builders never care about the “holes” in the house. Holes are an integral part that you acquire with the apartment. In general, taking care of holes is the responsibility of tenant users.
9. Builders do not think about compatibility issues. The fact that your furniture does not pass through the doorway is a problem for furniture manufacturers, not for builders.
10. Builders do not work with Microsoft products !!! And in this I warmly support them!
www.codeart.ru/2007/04/21/10-razlichij-mezhdu-stroitelyami-i-programmistami
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/7291/
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