Evil and poor Russian online shopping

This is a discreet post of hatred for Russian online stores.
An open letter to most of their owners, which is now so fashionable to write.


Friends, you are steamed!
Why don't you want to make money?
You do everything, if only I did not buy from you.
You are trying as soon as possible to send me to look for another online store.
According to my feelings, only 1% of all stores probably respond
modern informal "requirements" of online shopping.
This is 1% of convenience stores in which then constantly
come back.

You hide your phones from the site.
Hiding any contact information
if only I did not call you. Why in your
official letters I can not find your phone?
Why I can not reach even the third time?
Dinner?
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You do not accept credit cards.
Just not to run into carders?
They will still be caught, this is a small risk for
*** oh convenience of your customers.

You do not accept webmoney, Yandex money that are standard in runet.
This is the biggest epic fail.
Why? Are you afraid of not cash them? afraid of electronic money ??
Why are you just satisfied with cash and non-cash, when money can be withdrawn from any system without any problems?
Why not connect a payment aggregator?
Why do you use an assistant with the most terrible mechanism in runet
receiving payments where they write "please do not press twice"?

You need my registration.
What for? Why should I register in your system?
Why can not I just buy something without confirmation
by email without remembering the next login and password?

Your cart needs to kill the wall.
Why should I search for it on the site?
Why do I have to click the order button several times?
Why is there so much unnecessary information in the basket, so much information noise?

Your manager is a sucker.
Why he can not recommend something to me if my product is not available?
Why does he know so little about what he has been trading for so many months?
Why is not available if the site is in stock?
Why has the price gone up by three?
Forgot to update the prices, well, so I will buy there where they have not forgotten.

Your courier is loh.
Why does he never have a change?
Why I have to give him a tip when the price of the order includes delivery?
Why should I explain to him how to get to me?
Why he asks me to drive up to the subway?

I do not need to answer these questions, answer yourself on each item,
perhaps then your turnovers will increase and you will drive a Porsche instead of a seven ...

This letter of happiness, you can show it to the owners of online stores.