"Scientists have found out ..." further write any nonsense

"Scientists have figured out," - it turns me back on this phrase. When you read on the Internet that these same scientists find out, it becomes scary for the younger generation, for their psyche. This is not news, this is a contest “Think up the most idiotic offer.” So, what scientists found out:

Scientists have figured out how and why animals lie to each other
It turns out that's how it is. Apparently the animals themselves told them about it.

Scientists find out why Vietnamese eat land
Well, of course, it's so hard to find out. These are not animals that lie to each other, they are Vietnamese, they are not able to speak.
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Scientists have found out: who works longer - dies before
That's it, turn off the computers and tie ourselves to the sofa.

Scientists have figured out why trucks in the far right lane pass through traffic
No comments. This is a clinic.

But still, I found one interesting news related to scientists: Sociologists have found that scientists tend to deceive.

Recently on Habré was a note, something in the spirit of "Scientists have found that bees are dying from cell phones." Now I will teach you how to become a scientist in 5 minutes, remember:

Title: Scientists have found that cell phones kill ants
Text: A group of scientists from the University of Colorado found that the radiation of mobile phones adversely affects the life of ants. They conducted an experiment: they put a mobile phone near the anthill and after some time noticed that the crawling ants did not return to the anthill. “Apparently,” the scientists say, “the radiation of mobile phones negatively affects the orientation of ants in space.”

All is ready. You can post this news on your site, and after a while it will start quoting :)