Notes on the day of the programmer, speak?

Well, the old, fidoshnoe:

CALLS OF PC CPU 80x86 BY THE NEW YEAR

Author: A. Mogilevets, Vinnitsa

01. Happy New Year, colleagues, 07D0h!
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02. Long live the all-conquering historical heritage of Buhl, Turing, Shannon, Neumann!

03. Leibniz is dead, but his work lives!

04. Of all the registers for us the most important is CS!

05. The more we push into the stack today, the more we push out of it tomorrow!

06. Programmers! More extensively use the CX register in the loop counters!

07. Broad circles of progressive public angrily protest against unworthy attempts to bypass the BIOS procedures!

08. Comrades hackers! Down with cringing in computer terminology! Develop national programming languages!

09. Pushing an extra word out of the stack when exiting the INT 25h handler is an honorable duty and duty of every programmer!

0A. Comrades users! Let us rally peripherals around the native Central Unit!

0B. From "SPARK" the flame will ignite!

0C. Long live OS ADOS and MP KM 1810VM86 - the forefront of domestic technology!

0D. Hands off the power bus!

0E. Above flag auxiliary carry!