The best "programmer" jokes about Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris declares all arrays to be endless because Chuck Norris knows no boundaries.
- Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes himself
- Chuck norris can't test for equality because he has no equal
- Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9
- MySpace is really not your space 'space', this is Chuck's space (it just lets you use it)
- Chuck Norris can write an infinite recursion function and get its result.
- Chuck Norris can solve the problem of the Towers of Hanoi in one move
- Chuck Norris went to the end of World of Warcraft
- "It works for me" is always fair for Chuck Norris
- Chuck norris can remove the cart
- Chuck Norris Beard can type 140 words per minute
- Chuck Norris can test the entire application with just one assertion (one check)
- Chuck's keyboard does not have a Ctrl key because nothing can control it.
- When Chuck Norris visits websites, they receive a warning “Warning: Internet Explorer considers this user malicious or dangerous. Continue?"
- Chuck norris can divide by 0
- On the keyboard Chuck only two keys 0 and 1
- Chuck norris doesn't need sudo he just prints his name in front of the teams
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, his one glance at the bug is enough for the code to work correctly
- Chuck Norris can create objects from interfaces
- The Object class inherits from Chuck Norris.
- Chuck norris knows the last digit of pi
- Chuck Norris does not receive compiler errors, the programming language itself changes to adapt to Chuck
- Chuck Norris does not believe in fractional numbers because there are only two keys on his keyboard, 0 and 1
- Nothing can catch Chuck Norris exception. ChuckNorrisException
- Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded programs in one thread
- There is no escape key on Chuck's keyboard because nobody can be saved by Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris can inherit final-class
- Chuck does not need to know the password in order to log into your system, he simply dials up ***** and gets access
- If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, bugs repair themselves
- Uptime hosting Chuck Norris - 101%
- Chuck Norris can install iTunes without Quicktime
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need an operating system
- Chuck Norris can access object's private variables.
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/69384/
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