Conversation with the client

Once upon a time, in a distant, distant galaxy ...

Episode 1



- Hello! I need to put the blue headlight in my car.

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- We need the keys to the hood.



“Why do you need keys?” Disconnect the headlamp outside. It's simple.



- You know, in fact, to replace the headlamp, you need to open the hood with a lever that is in the cabin.



“Well, here are the keys.”





Episode 2



- Hello, what about the headlights?



- A very strange situation. Firstly, your car is very old. For good, better to buy a new one. Secondly, the person who sold it to you, for some reason, cut the thread from all the bolts and screws, and screwed the wheels with non-standard secrets. Apparently, I wanted you to appeal only to him. In general, his qualification is questionable - the rear left door is not closed and there is no lock on it. And instead of the fuel tank cap, there is a cork from a beer barrel. And the lights are off because the battery is out of order and the wiring is rotten. Need to change all the electrics.



We can diagnose, change everything, cut off the bolts and screw in the normal ones, as well as pick up the fuel tank cap with a key, put the central locking and alarm. It will cost you X imperial credits.



- Well, I will think and agree with the authorities.



Episode 3



- Hello. Can you write in detail what manipulations need to be carried out to ensure the operation of the blue headlight? We are not interested in the performance of the entire car, to spit on it, so that we can make the headlight light. How long will it take? And as an option, is it possible to install a flash instead of all this? I read about them, they shine brightly, you can stick it to the roof and send it forward. I will write you all the parameters, how bright it should shine, where it is directed and what cakes should be baked.



- Unfortunately, without a complete replacement of the wiring and the purchase of a battery, the headlight cannot make any money. Physically. We can conduct a full diagnosis, write a list of parts, but this, as you understand, is not free. In fact, this manual machine repair, we employ a specialist who is well versed in electrical and as you understand, does not work for free.



The flash is certainly interesting, but, you know, the flashlights are not for cars, but for cameras. If you insist, we will screw it to the roof and bring the button to the salon. But it does not work all the time! Brightly flashes for half a second and that's it! This is enough for one frame, but for constant driving will not work. And still you will blind drivers of oncoming cars. And yet, I do not want to disappoint you, but the flash does not bake pies. Neither apple nor cinnamon. Someone misled you.



You know, I can offer you another option - we will buy a large LED flashlight with four batteries, and glue it to the hood with scotch tape or screw it onto the roof. Glass replaceable to blue. It seems in our case, this is the fastest solution. When you fix a car or buy a new one - the flashlight will not disappear, the thing in the household is necessary.



Episode 4



- Hello. I do not understand why you do not want to quickly put the flash! It is fast and beautiful. And my familiar pastry chef says that all the cakes in the bakery are baked by the flash, and I believe him!



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