Lottery

Steve Ballmer had been sitting on the habrahabr for the second hour and clicking on the “erase” inscriptions on the lottery ticket. The first two rectangles gave hope for a long-awaited Invites, but the third time after time brought disappointment - the ticket turned into a white candy wrapper with a quote from the song spinning in the language.

Several times he wanted to spit on this activity, but now and then the lucky one was announced, and an invitation came to him. If you believe the sensations, these people were not less than three hundred, which was doubly offensive.

“It seems that somewhere in this advertising campaign we seriously miscalculated,” thought Steve and climbed up for a new ticket.