Fun from QIWI support service operators
All characters and situations are real. Recorded by QIWI user support service operators.
A: subscriber, About: operator.
A: Hello! I did not put the money correctly, it means I'm a moron and EVERYTHING ?!
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A: You did not pay via the Qiwi terminal! (For the 10th time)
A: I even watermelon! What do you feed me your fruit !!!
A: Girl, I thrust you yesterday, but today I have not fallen yet!
A: Call your provider.
A: As I call him, I call from the apartment ... ...
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: (aside) Listen, mother, she wants a kiwi, doesn't say anything about payment!
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: Oh, yes! Through your alligator!
A: You called the QIWI payment service all-in-one ...
A: In Kiev? And I thought you were a Muscovite, so say it right.
About: terminal number.
A: What is crime?
A: It’s written on the terminal that it doesn’t work, but I still tried it, it sucked the money, but it didn’t fall on the balance.
A: I put the money in there, where “Take the check” is written.
A: Girl, well, nobody picks up the phone in the same place !!!
A: Where are you calling?
A: Well, you said, look at the terminal number, I’m calling it, and no one answers there!
A: You mistakenly paid for "Download"
A: What kind of snack, I did not order anything.
A: Girl, you have a delay?
A: Please indicate the terminal number.
A: Taaaaaa, so, so, so, so, so ....... you specifically terminal number or you can TIN?
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: And?
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: And how to find out?
About: was the orange bird on the terminal?
A: Ah, yes, there was some red pterodactyl.
A: Girl, list me, please, 5 rubles
A: You called the QIWI payment service, we provide information only on payments.
A: Yes, I do not ask the company, I personally ask you, as a person’s person, well, at least 5 rubles, I honestly will return later.
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... listen to you.
A: And when will the one that replaces you come?
A: What do you mean?
A: I don’t like your voice here, I want one, another ...
A: When did you make the payment?
A: December 32
A: Where did you read the phone number of our referral service?
A: A friend gave.
A: Hello, I’m actually not calling for payment, I just don’t know what to do ... and then I remembered about you ...
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... listen to you.
A: We have a dealer gone, the rent does not carry, call him.
A: I do not have information about the location of the dealer and its phone number.
A: And if he is missing? Type of rent, I will not see?
A: Give the receipt number.
A: Che, because of 100 rubles, will I look for the receipt number?
A: Why didn't you put me money on the phone? !!!
A: You did not make a payment through our terminal, you need to call the phone number listed at the bottom of the receipt.
A: Yes, I know, but they do not pick up the phone there, but they take it from you. I'll call you, can I?
Night Ringer Call .......
A: Girl, I'm a watchman in the store. Your terminal has started flashing and turned off, the timer started counting down !!! What to do????!!!
A: Girl, I accidentally paid for the QIWI 8-800-333-00-59 helpline phone number.
What to do???!!!
A: Did you make a payment today?
A: No, a little bit earlier ...
A: Girl, transfer the payment to me faster, I'll send you a chocolate by SMS.
A: What should I do, I paid for Nokia and the Samsung SIM card?
A: Give the receipt number.
A: I can't, I'm in the forest, it's dark here. I need to call a taxi to take away the boar, which I’ve dumped. I’m putting 5 rubles in the hollow, but the taxi isn’t going ... maybe the squirrel dragged the money?
A: I threw out the receipt, and she needs it. I got it out of the trash, it is a little dirty and so it was not accepted in Beeline.
A: How much is your terminal worth?
A: Do you want to purchase a terminal?
A: No, smash.
A: Do you have a payment receipt?
A: I broke it into pieces, but I can collect it ...
About: You saved the receipt?
A: Yes, she was, but I ate her child.
A: Call the phone number you paid for.
A: 6300 ... .Nokia
A: You made a mistake in the room?
A: Yes, we sent the grandfather to pay ... and he did something incomprehensible.
: What is your carrier?
A: Yes, we are always in touch.
A: I do not like being thrown at money. And you threw me, and for 20 rubles.
A: If I incorrectly dialed one digit in the number, will the money come to me ???
A: Girl, I put 10 rubles on the phone an hour ago, they never came. Tell me, please, is it connected with carnival?
A: How much did you pay?
A: Three pieces of paper.
A: My daughter yesterday did not pay correctly, because she was distracted with a man ...
A: and if I go again, will I get something ???
A: Hello girl, until I call you, the money does not come to my account, and after the call immediately. So I decided not to wait, but immediately call.
A: Phone number name
A: Now I will open the contact and see.
A: What is the date of payment?
A: Yesterday, February 19 (and today is March 22)
A: I did not pay the number correctly. Why didn't the terminal tell me that the number was dialed incorrectly?
A: Girl, I'm the 26th laid up on this number !!!
A: Terminal number
A: Write down: QIWI!
A: Girl, the money came to me. Now I will always put on you ...
A: The girl happened to me trouble.
A: I listen to you !!!
A: I am very uncomfortable probably you have never heard of this ...
A: I am listening to you.
A: I paid the wrong number ... ...
A: Devushka I'm here on alafon put a whole bunch !!!
A: (just mute and silent tantrum ............)
A: Hello. My name is Tatyana Ivanovna!
A: I listen to you.
A: My dog ​​gnawed a receipt ............
A: Hello, your personal assistant ..., listen to you!
A: My dad went to pay for the phone and never returned. Girl, pozoviiiiite him, please.
A: Ale! Operator. I THROWN THROUGH, LOSE I SIT WAITS WAITING! Assistant, well, when will come !!!
: What is your cellular operator?
A: My operator well ... red egg ... ...
: Maybe you have a mobile operator MTS
A: Do you have a receipt?
A: Almost.
I hope that on Monday evening you have a slightly improved mood.
A: subscriber, About: operator.
A: Hello! I did not put the money correctly, it means I'm a moron and EVERYTHING ?!
')
A: You did not pay via the Qiwi terminal! (For the 10th time)
A: I even watermelon! What do you feed me your fruit !!!
A: Girl, I thrust you yesterday, but today I have not fallen yet!
A: Call your provider.
A: As I call him, I call from the apartment ... ...
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: (aside) Listen, mother, she wants a kiwi, doesn't say anything about payment!
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: Oh, yes! Through your alligator!
A: You called the QIWI payment service all-in-one ...
A: In Kiev? And I thought you were a Muscovite, so say it right.
About: terminal number.
A: What is crime?
A: It’s written on the terminal that it doesn’t work, but I still tried it, it sucked the money, but it didn’t fall on the balance.
A: I put the money in there, where “Take the check” is written.
A: Girl, well, nobody picks up the phone in the same place !!!
A: Where are you calling?
A: Well, you said, look at the terminal number, I’m calling it, and no one answers there!
A: You mistakenly paid for "Download"
A: What kind of snack, I did not order anything.
A: Girl, you have a delay?
A: Please indicate the terminal number.
A: Taaaaaa, so, so, so, so, so ....... you specifically terminal number or you can TIN?
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: And?
A: Did you pay via QIWI terminal?
A: And how to find out?
About: was the orange bird on the terminal?
A: Ah, yes, there was some red pterodactyl.
A: Girl, list me, please, 5 rubles
A: You called the QIWI payment service, we provide information only on payments.
A: Yes, I do not ask the company, I personally ask you, as a person’s person, well, at least 5 rubles, I honestly will return later.
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... listen to you.
A: And when will the one that replaces you come?
A: What do you mean?
A: I don’t like your voice here, I want one, another ...
A: When did you make the payment?
A: December 32
A: Where did you read the phone number of our referral service?
A: A friend gave.
A: Hello, I’m actually not calling for payment, I just don’t know what to do ... and then I remembered about you ...
A: Hello, your personal assistant ... ... listen to you.
A: We have a dealer gone, the rent does not carry, call him.
A: I do not have information about the location of the dealer and its phone number.
A: And if he is missing? Type of rent, I will not see?
A: Give the receipt number.
A: Che, because of 100 rubles, will I look for the receipt number?
A: Why didn't you put me money on the phone? !!!
A: You did not make a payment through our terminal, you need to call the phone number listed at the bottom of the receipt.
A: Yes, I know, but they do not pick up the phone there, but they take it from you. I'll call you, can I?
Night Ringer Call .......
A: Girl, I'm a watchman in the store. Your terminal has started flashing and turned off, the timer started counting down !!! What to do????!!!
A: Girl, I accidentally paid for the QIWI 8-800-333-00-59 helpline phone number.
What to do???!!!
A: Did you make a payment today?
A: No, a little bit earlier ...
A: Girl, transfer the payment to me faster, I'll send you a chocolate by SMS.
A: What should I do, I paid for Nokia and the Samsung SIM card?
A: Give the receipt number.
A: I can't, I'm in the forest, it's dark here. I need to call a taxi to take away the boar, which I’ve dumped. I’m putting 5 rubles in the hollow, but the taxi isn’t going ... maybe the squirrel dragged the money?
A: I threw out the receipt, and she needs it. I got it out of the trash, it is a little dirty and so it was not accepted in Beeline.
A: How much is your terminal worth?
A: Do you want to purchase a terminal?
A: No, smash.
A: Do you have a payment receipt?
A: I broke it into pieces, but I can collect it ...
About: You saved the receipt?
A: Yes, she was, but I ate her child.
A: Call the phone number you paid for.
A: 6300 ... .Nokia
A: You made a mistake in the room?
A: Yes, we sent the grandfather to pay ... and he did something incomprehensible.
: What is your carrier?
A: Yes, we are always in touch.
A: I do not like being thrown at money. And you threw me, and for 20 rubles.
A: If I incorrectly dialed one digit in the number, will the money come to me ???
A: Girl, I put 10 rubles on the phone an hour ago, they never came. Tell me, please, is it connected with carnival?
A: How much did you pay?
A: Three pieces of paper.
A: My daughter yesterday did not pay correctly, because she was distracted with a man ...
A: and if I go again, will I get something ???
A: Hello girl, until I call you, the money does not come to my account, and after the call immediately. So I decided not to wait, but immediately call.
A: Phone number name
A: Now I will open the contact and see.
A: What is the date of payment?
A: Yesterday, February 19 (and today is March 22)
A: I did not pay the number correctly. Why didn't the terminal tell me that the number was dialed incorrectly?
A: Girl, I'm the 26th laid up on this number !!!
A: Terminal number
A: Write down: QIWI!
A: Girl, the money came to me. Now I will always put on you ...
A: The girl happened to me trouble.
A: I listen to you !!!
A: I am very uncomfortable probably you have never heard of this ...
A: I am listening to you.
A: I paid the wrong number ... ...
A: Devushka I'm here on alafon put a whole bunch !!!
A: (just mute and silent tantrum ............)
A: Hello. My name is Tatyana Ivanovna!
A: I listen to you.
A: My dog ​​gnawed a receipt ............
A: Hello, your personal assistant ..., listen to you!
A: My dad went to pay for the phone and never returned. Girl, pozoviiiiite him, please.
A: Ale! Operator. I THROWN THROUGH, LOSE I SIT WAITS WAITING! Assistant, well, when will come !!!
: What is your cellular operator?
A: My operator well ... red egg ... ...
: Maybe you have a mobile operator MTS
A: Do you have a receipt?
A: Almost.
I hope that on Monday evening you have a slightly improved mood.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/63168/
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