Creatives from users

Our local telecommunications announced a contest for the best creative about new “unlimited tariffs”. Well, actually published these creations. I removed their tackle so that I did not stumble. I warn you in advance from creatives can get brain damage;)



Creation number one: Song number 1
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Your neighbor is now awake at night
He set himself anlimit
And sitting in the internet
Chorus:
He sits in an Internet - 2 times

Your neighbor stopped bored
He can download anything
He now has no bans
And this is all anlimit Internet
Chorus:
Anlimit Internet - 2 times

Do you want to be like a neighbor?
What are you waiting for - connect the Internet!
Chorus:
Unlimited Internet, unlimited Internet!

Creation number two: Verse number 1

If you want to download gigami
So it's time to connect anlimit
And do not spare money for it
For no limit is not sorry and a thousand rubles.

Creation Nubmer three: Slogan

Connect anlimit - stand in a row with me!
Make all enemies choke with saliva!

Creation number four: Verse number 2

(read type as Mayakovsky))
High speed
There are no restrictions
Connect soon
To unlimited internet!

Creation number five: Song number 2

Usi anlim brought to us
To us xi anlim brought,
everyone is happy, glad
I'm sitting alone,
and did not connect,
oh what a fool i am
I'll join tomorrow

And now the highlight of the program!

Creation Number Six: Picture


Source: SPI Forum