Again about Vkontak and his groups

There is such a well-known and deservedly popular Vkontakte.ru network. If you go to the list of interest groups, a very interesting picture will turn out. I do not know whether it is possible to objectively judge something by the name of the group and the number of its members. Such a list looks, in my opinion, very funny.

Imagine, a UFO flew in and found out that one of the most popular places among Russians on Earth is the Vkontakte.ru website. The UFO decided to go on reconnaissance, to make a description of earthlings according to their preferences. After all, the enemy must be known not only in person, but also in his character.

So selectively from the beginning of the site list:



- A group of people who are moaning during a serious responsible event, 1 201 733 participants;

CLUB FOR THOSE WHO ELSE-WOMAN WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND THINKS THAT WHEN WILL COME HOME, I WILL SLEEP AT ONCE, 1 083 680 participants;

- A group of people who first type, and then cut in, that they type in English and recruit everything anew, 1,035,898 participants;

- Club of fans to slam plastic bags with pimples so that it turns out “chik-chik-chik”, 709 179 participants;

- The club of those who come to the toilet and have nothing to do at all, then he sits down and reads the composition of the Sea Breeze balloon with air freshener or what ..., 591,673 participants;

- Club LENTYAEV !!!, 602 487 participants

- The club of fans to turn the pillow before going to bed, another cooler side :), 579,522 participants;

- The club of fans to blow into a straw in a glass with lemonade, so that it would be like this: “boules-boules-boules ...” boiled up there, 519,089 participants;

- I WANT ... SEX, 480 164 participants;

- We love to come up with some stupid, but hilarious thing with a friend and bump off over it for many years in a row, 495,823 participants;

- I don’t like it when some stupid song becomes attached, and you go around singing all day long ..., 454 637 participants;

- Go to the ASS with your “Hello, how are you?”, 404 553 participants;

- Club of fans to poke a button so that the elevator goes faster and pulls the mouse so that the page loads faster, 409 058 participants

- A club for those who watch time on a mobile phone, and putting it in your pocket, time forgets, 394,788 participants;

- Club lovers turn on their sides in the crib and clamp the side of the blanket between the knees, 394,665 participants.



This list can be continued for a very long time. Not sickly, huh? Those who like to blow a straw in a glass with lemonade are more than those who want sex!

Brains exploded at the UFO, and it flew away, refusing to conquer this strange planet.