Get real

You all probably know the well-known mathematical joke about i and π, between which the following dialogue takes place:



The fact is that we want to show this joke to one good person who was engaged in physics and mathematics in the distant Soviet times, but somehow did not learn English. When we tried to unearth the translation of this joke on the Internet, we suffered a fiasco, so we decided to ask for help with the translation from the habra people.
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The goal is to get an adequate Russian translation while preserving a pun. Let's try?

There are several options under the cut. It will be good if you somehow identify the best option in your opinion. Thank :)


one
i: - be rational
n: - come back to reality

2
pi - do not complex
i - be rational

3
pi: - I need to be more rational ...
and: - Come on. Do not complex.

four
pi: - I need to be more rational ...
and: - Come on. I'm not complexing.

five
- be rational!
- keep it simple!
(if u redraw like root of minus 1)

6
i: - ...
P: - All of you with their complexes ... It is more rational.

7
i: - I have complexes ...
n: - more rationally necessary.

eight
i: - be rational !!!
n: - leave me alone, these are all your complexes.

9
i: - for rationalization!
n: - dad, be realistic.

ten
i: - How do you feel about reality?
n: - Irrational.