God of web design

I wandered around the open spaces of sites in the spirit of job.ru - and came across a vacancy of the following nature: “a web designer is required, blablabla”, the soap was on some free service, which alerted, there was no link to the site either. Googled of course, found the owner. I turn to the site and immediately not a big shock. I did not know that you can draw DIVINATELY in this way, especially on Yukoz. And what texts, you wonder. Immediately the entire it-part of the asi contact list rygotala.
Some copywriting masterpieces:

You will get the original low-cost website of your company with high traffic and good indexing in the search engines Google · MSN · Yahoo! · Rambler · Yandex.

If the design does not work effectively enough, then you need to think about what should be removed before thinking about what to add.
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For example, the site of the training company in Donetsk trening.ucoz.ua search words "trainings in Donetsk" on the first place of the first search page in Yandex and Google. In Rambler on the first search page.

Recently, they again remembered this God of web design and decided to troll a little, order the website from this person “ala Yandex”, there was one hundred percent certainty that the student would answer the call. They began to call, and here- picks up the phone Dobie familiar voice with its "Allo". The man was once a colleague and was engaged in corporate clients of the company. He is 40 years old, and somehow between the words he stuttered that he was making websites, but nobody took it seriously.
Began to wool site. It turned out that he had made another masterpiece . Started and his fur. We went to one of the trainings and it seemed like a lot of reviews. He slept when he left two kamentas from the same login. I quote:

8 trening (09/19/2008 19:53)
Questions about the training can be asked directly to the coach.
E – mail: trening-cee@mail.ru
Tel: 8066 977 91 76
9 trening (11/05/2008 11:29 PM)
I liked this Effective Sales training in general. All the information received was very interesting and fascinating, accessible to perception. Interestingly, the theoretical part alternated with practical tasks. I hope that the knowledge gained at the training will allow me to increase the level of sales and communication.
Sales Specialist of the company “Autocentre-Donetsk” Chuev Andrey. 10.26.2008

Again, the land was round and among the reviews were reviews of managers of the company, which was my client. After a brief conversation with the marketer of the company itself (I will not promote it), it turned out that there was indeed training, they didn’t want it anymore and only wrote reviews on paper, and a slightly different plan. In general, the world is not without geniuses, and I am proud to know one such person =).