Student suspended from class
“High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended from his class after the teacher found out that Tyson probably uses PHP.”
“The teacher accidentally heard Brett talking about using PHP, and as a result of the zero-tolerance policy on drugs, the student was immediately removed. Without any questions. ”- said the rector of Clyde Thurlow. “We’re not quite sure what exactly PHP is, but most likely the PCP variant (or hallucinogen - approx. Lane), or a new synthetic drug, such as GHB (butyrate - approx. Lane).”
Parents are shocked by these events, and demand that the school take any action. “We heard that he learned about PHP at school through the Internet. Maybe there is even a group in the network that distributes PHP in the territories of schools, ”said the angry father. “It was supposed that children in school were taught to read and write, and not to use foolish things like PHP.”
In response to the demands of the parents, the school closed access to all sites related to PHP in one way or another. The school's management reports that these measures will warn other students of what has happened to poor Tyson. Also, searches of locker rooms with dogs on the subject of drug possession were conducted.
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Interviewed students reported that PHP is widely distributed in school, but mostly among geeks. when we turned to Tyson personally for comments, he said, “I don’t understand what the hell is going on, but this removal will give me time to chop off the grid!”
Topeka, Kansas, USA. June 14, 2000
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PCP - Phencyclidine (full name phenyl cyclohexyl piperidine) is a synthetic narcotic drug, developed in 1959 as an analgesic for veterinary medicine. It is used illegally by some drug addicts as a psychostimulant and a hallucinogenic agent that raises physical and psychological activity, causes insomnia, lowers the pain threshold, and dulls the feeling of hunger and thirst. As a drug bears the name "Angel dust". After the euphoria causes deep depression, muscle cramps, a significant deterioration in memory.
GHB - Butyrate, Sodium oxybate (Sodium oxybutyrate, Natrii oxybutyras). Sodium salt of g-hydroxybutyric acid.
PS
Probably this case took place for two reasons: as Zadornov says, “Well, Americans ...” and an untranslatable pun , or rather slang.
“The teacher accidentally heard Brett talking about using PHP, and as a result of the zero-tolerance policy on drugs, the student was immediately removed. Without any questions. ”- said the rector of Clyde Thurlow. “We’re not quite sure what exactly PHP is, but most likely the PCP variant (or hallucinogen - approx. Lane), or a new synthetic drug, such as GHB (butyrate - approx. Lane).”
Parents are shocked by these events, and demand that the school take any action. “We heard that he learned about PHP at school through the Internet. Maybe there is even a group in the network that distributes PHP in the territories of schools, ”said the angry father. “It was supposed that children in school were taught to read and write, and not to use foolish things like PHP.”
In response to the demands of the parents, the school closed access to all sites related to PHP in one way or another. The school's management reports that these measures will warn other students of what has happened to poor Tyson. Also, searches of locker rooms with dogs on the subject of drug possession were conducted.
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Interviewed students reported that PHP is widely distributed in school, but mostly among geeks. when we turned to Tyson personally for comments, he said, “I don’t understand what the hell is going on, but this removal will give me time to chop off the grid!”
Topeka, Kansas, USA. June 14, 2000
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PCP - Phencyclidine (full name phenyl cyclohexyl piperidine) is a synthetic narcotic drug, developed in 1959 as an analgesic for veterinary medicine. It is used illegally by some drug addicts as a psychostimulant and a hallucinogenic agent that raises physical and psychological activity, causes insomnia, lowers the pain threshold, and dulls the feeling of hunger and thirst. As a drug bears the name "Angel dust". After the euphoria causes deep depression, muscle cramps, a significant deterioration in memory.
GHB - Butyrate, Sodium oxybate (Sodium oxybutyrate, Natrii oxybutyras). Sodium salt of g-hydroxybutyric acid.
PS
Probably this case took place for two reasons: as Zadornov says, “Well, Americans ...” and an untranslatable pun , or rather slang.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/57000/
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