Installation
Good Sunday morning. Rereading the “bookmarks” I came across an already old, and perhaps some well-known parable, the search did not give anything - I decided to share it with the Habro community.
Tech Support: Listening to you.
Client: Uh-uh-uh ... after some thought and doubt, I decided to install Love again. Could you please help me?
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Teh: Of course. If you are ready, then start right now.
Client: Well ... I do not really understand the process, but I think I'm ready. Where to start?
Those: First of all, open the “Heart”. Do you know where your “Heart” is?
Client: Yes, but is it possible to install Love if other programs are included?
Teh: What programs work?
Client: Uh-uh ... I have included "Past Grievances", "Low Self-Esteem" and "Disappointment and Despondency".
Teh: There shouldn't be any problems with “Past Offenses”. “Love” will gradually unload them from RAM so that they do not interfere with the work of other programs, but will save them as tempo files. “Love” will also gradually push out “Low Self-Esteem” itself with the help of its own module “Higher Self-Esteem”, however, you yourself must erase “Disappointment with Despondency” completely, as they
interfere with the installation of "Love".
Client: But I do not know how to erase them. Can you teach me?
Tex: Of course. Go to the start menu and try to enable "Forgiveness." Click as many times as necessary until “Disappointment with Despondency” is completely erased.
Client: OK, everything worked out. Thank you ... oh ... "Love" itself began to install ... And is this normal?
Teh: Yes, but remember that you only have basic software. The final upgrade will be provided by Other Hearts.
Client: Oh ... the message "Error!" The program does not work with internal components ". What does it mean?
Tex: Do not worry. This means that the “Love” program is already working with external components, but it has not yet been loaded into “Your Heart”. This is not a technical term, and means that you must first love yourself.
Client: What should I do now?
Ex: Click on “Self-Conciliation”, and then include the following files: “Self-forgiveness” and “Awareness of Your Merits”, as well as “Acknowledgment of Your Disadvantages”.
Client: OK, done.
Teh: Now copy it into My Heart and the system will destroy incompatible files. However, you will have to manually erase “Verbose Self-Criticism” from all the menus, as well as clear the Trash. Ensure that Verbose Self-Criticism is destroyed forever and never, under any
circumstances no longer download this file.
Client: Everything turned out! "My Heart" is filled with new files! “Smile” and “Mental Balance” appeared on the monitor! Is that always the case?
Those: Not always ... Sometimes it takes much more time ... So, "Love" is installed. Another detail: “Love”: this is free software. For normal work, it is necessary to give it to others and they will give you their own in return.
Client: Thank you!
Tech Support: Listening to you.
Client: Uh-uh-uh ... after some thought and doubt, I decided to install Love again. Could you please help me?
')
Teh: Of course. If you are ready, then start right now.
Client: Well ... I do not really understand the process, but I think I'm ready. Where to start?
Those: First of all, open the “Heart”. Do you know where your “Heart” is?
Client: Yes, but is it possible to install Love if other programs are included?
Teh: What programs work?
Client: Uh-uh ... I have included "Past Grievances", "Low Self-Esteem" and "Disappointment and Despondency".
Teh: There shouldn't be any problems with “Past Offenses”. “Love” will gradually unload them from RAM so that they do not interfere with the work of other programs, but will save them as tempo files. “Love” will also gradually push out “Low Self-Esteem” itself with the help of its own module “Higher Self-Esteem”, however, you yourself must erase “Disappointment with Despondency” completely, as they
interfere with the installation of "Love".
Client: But I do not know how to erase them. Can you teach me?
Tex: Of course. Go to the start menu and try to enable "Forgiveness." Click as many times as necessary until “Disappointment with Despondency” is completely erased.
Client: OK, everything worked out. Thank you ... oh ... "Love" itself began to install ... And is this normal?
Teh: Yes, but remember that you only have basic software. The final upgrade will be provided by Other Hearts.
Client: Oh ... the message "Error!" The program does not work with internal components ". What does it mean?
Tex: Do not worry. This means that the “Love” program is already working with external components, but it has not yet been loaded into “Your Heart”. This is not a technical term, and means that you must first love yourself.
Client: What should I do now?
Ex: Click on “Self-Conciliation”, and then include the following files: “Self-forgiveness” and “Awareness of Your Merits”, as well as “Acknowledgment of Your Disadvantages”.
Client: OK, done.
Teh: Now copy it into My Heart and the system will destroy incompatible files. However, you will have to manually erase “Verbose Self-Criticism” from all the menus, as well as clear the Trash. Ensure that Verbose Self-Criticism is destroyed forever and never, under any
circumstances no longer download this file.
Client: Everything turned out! "My Heart" is filled with new files! “Smile” and “Mental Balance” appeared on the monitor! Is that always the case?
Those: Not always ... Sometimes it takes much more time ... So, "Love" is installed. Another detail: “Love”: this is free software. For normal work, it is necessary to give it to others and they will give you their own in return.
Client: Thank you!
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/56472/
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