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In all normal Uguks, the wool grew from bottom to top. Uguk, whose wool grew from the bottom up, had every reason to consider himself, although primitive, but human. With a capital U.
The Uguku were afraid of thunder and did not like the Agaks. Agak wool did not grow from the bottom up, as it should be, but vice versa, and in addition it cast red hair. Ryzhina especially annoyed the Ugucs. They even thought that agaki was cast into redhead on purpose, in spite of the Uguku.
Most often, however, the Uguku was not up to the agaks: they drove the whole day into a mammoth pit, and then they digested it all night. These two processes did not leave room for that great feeling that it was customary for the Uguks to experience for those whose hair is growing in the wrong direction, while casting it in red.
But sometimes there were interruptions with the mammoths: the mammoths stopped running into the pit, and ran straight along the hooks in the opposite direction. After that came the night, in which there was absolutely no one to digest.
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And then the Uguks remembered the Agakas - how they sit there, probably, under their mountain and eat meat, and brazenly cast red hair with hair that does not grow from there.
On an empty stomach, collective vision was unbearable. Uguks grabbed sticks thicker and with terrible screams ran into the clearing, which, covered by symmetrical vision, was already running hungry agaki, whose mammoth also ran past.
Having beaten each other with big sticks over their small heads, the Uguks and agaki with moans of pride spread over their camps, and the wool of those and others continued to grow in the wrong direction.
Although cast already the same: blood.
Evolution, the transition to land use, the discovery of the heliocentric system and the creation of the UN have not changed anything in this sense ...
© Victor Shenderovich
The Uguku were afraid of thunder and did not like the Agaks. Agak wool did not grow from the bottom up, as it should be, but vice versa, and in addition it cast red hair. Ryzhina especially annoyed the Ugucs. They even thought that agaki was cast into redhead on purpose, in spite of the Uguku.
Most often, however, the Uguku was not up to the agaks: they drove the whole day into a mammoth pit, and then they digested it all night. These two processes did not leave room for that great feeling that it was customary for the Uguks to experience for those whose hair is growing in the wrong direction, while casting it in red.
But sometimes there were interruptions with the mammoths: the mammoths stopped running into the pit, and ran straight along the hooks in the opposite direction. After that came the night, in which there was absolutely no one to digest.
')
And then the Uguks remembered the Agakas - how they sit there, probably, under their mountain and eat meat, and brazenly cast red hair with hair that does not grow from there.
On an empty stomach, collective vision was unbearable. Uguks grabbed sticks thicker and with terrible screams ran into the clearing, which, covered by symmetrical vision, was already running hungry agaki, whose mammoth also ran past.
Having beaten each other with big sticks over their small heads, the Uguks and agaki with moans of pride spread over their camps, and the wool of those and others continued to grow in the wrong direction.
Although cast already the same: blood.
Evolution, the transition to land use, the discovery of the heliocentric system and the creation of the UN have not changed anything in this sense ...
© Victor Shenderovich
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/55816/
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