As a customer freelancer hired. Russian folktale

You, Lancer, I will have a sleek life, not so much work as you will rest!



In the morning you will become as fit - to the light. Sites with an Internet snags, throw me a mail and -

sleep-rest!



You will process photos, you will clean artifacts on them -

sleep-rest!

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You'll clean up the old project from bugs - we will sit down with the programmers, and you -

sleep-rest!



After that, new bugs will pop up, correct and -

sleep-rest!



It will be necessary to find some new working material, just 300 megs, and then -

sleep-rest!



You will find the material, process it in Photoshop. We will look with designers, and you -

sleep-rest!



In the evening, make a layout, throw it to us, and you -

sleep-rest!



For the boss's wife you will make a banner - it will be ready tomorrow, and -

sleep-rest!



Skyping with you, we swell, but sleep we lie down. And you, Lancer, wake you up all day long, sleep — will you sleep in the night?

At night, install new libraries on the server and again -

sleep-rest!



Well, late in the morning you roll up the pages that you need - link to the ready and -

sleep-rest!



Why, Lancer, not for nothing. I will pay money. Every year for the ruble! Think by yourself. One hundred years - one hundred rubles. You will become rich!



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