As a customer freelancer hired. Russian folktale

You, Lancer, I will have a sleek life, not so much work as you will rest!

In the morning you will become as fit - to the light. Sites with an Internet snags, throw me a mail and -
sleep-rest!

You will process photos, you will clean artifacts on them -
sleep-rest!
')
You'll clean up the old project from bugs - we will sit down with the programmers, and you -
sleep-rest!

After that, new bugs will pop up, correct and -
sleep-rest!

It will be necessary to find some new working material, just 300 megs, and then -
sleep-rest!

You will find the material, process it in Photoshop. We will look with designers, and you -
sleep-rest!

In the evening, make a layout, throw it to us, and you -
sleep-rest!

For the boss's wife you will make a banner - it will be ready tomorrow, and -
sleep-rest!

Skyping with you, we swell, but sleep we lie down. And you, Lancer, wake you up all day long, sleep — will you sleep in the night?
At night, install new libraries on the server and again -
sleep-rest!

Well, late in the morning you roll up the pages that you need - link to the ready and -
sleep-rest!

Why, Lancer, not for nothing. I will pay money. Every year for the ruble! Think by yourself. One hundred years - one hundred rubles. You will become rich!

ps based on