About rake
User - a man advancing on a rake.
The kettle is a beginner user, who has never attacked rakes and therefore is confident that the rake does not exist.
Lamer is a user regularly advancing on the rails, but still confident that the rabbits do not exist.
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A narrow specialist is a user, perfectly mastered the assault on the same rakes.
A broad specialist is a user with more than two cones on his forehead.
The programmer is the one for whom the result is most important in the attack on the rakes. Charter tread on other people's treads, manufactures their own.
An advanced programmer is a program that advances on each weight no more than two times.
Copywriting is a concept that limits the amount of available financial resources available to the user.
The gamer is the one for whom the process is most important in the attack on the rakes. Usually not able to make their own treads.
Cheater is a type of gamer; comes only on the rails with half-nozzles on the handle and usually no more than one time.
Hacker - the one who is able to step on the rake, even if they are hidden in a saree and locked on the castle.
A hacker-idealist is a benevolent warrior, for every one of them, to attack unlimited amounts of rakes.
Microsoft - the corporation, the world leader in the production of rakes
Bill Gates is a mythical creature from programmer folklore; evil spirit - patron of rabbits.
Upgrade - a process of permanently spending money on the purchase of all new rakes, each of which beats more painfully than the previous ones.
Beta-version is a version in which the rakes are visible to the unaffected eye.
The release is a version in which the pile is covered with leaves.
Versatility is a principle that allows new treads to hit exactly the bump from previous ones.
Assembler is a programming language that allows several millions of times per second to attack the rails.
Local Area Network is a technology that allows you to get on the forehead, even when someone else comes on the ramp.
The Internet is a technology that allows you to step on the rails located on the other side of the globe.
The network conference is a technology that allows everyone to step not only on their own, but also on others.
Russian encodings are an additional set of tolls for Internet users.
The interface is a rubber pad on the rake handle.
Flexible (adjustable) interface - pad on the handle with rakes, which can be moved, adjusting to the height of its forehead.
Graphical interface - the rake, allowing to regulate color and intensity of sparks after striking the forehead.
Unreliable system - a rake that hit you even when you do not step on them.
Reliable system - the raids that beat you on the forehead, even when you stand with their backs to them.
Multitasking - a concept that allows you to attack several rakes simultaneously.
Object-oriented programming is the method of making rakes according to the principle of a matryoshka.
The manual is a book describing various ways of attacking a rake. Never used by lamers and hackers. The advanced programs use it after they step on the same treads in the second time.
Tech support is a service that gives advice on what to do after stepping on rakes. Usually her first advice is to step on the rails again and compare the sensations.
The kettle is a beginner user, who has never attacked rakes and therefore is confident that the rake does not exist.
Lamer is a user regularly advancing on the rails, but still confident that the rabbits do not exist.
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A narrow specialist is a user, perfectly mastered the assault on the same rakes.
A broad specialist is a user with more than two cones on his forehead.
The programmer is the one for whom the result is most important in the attack on the rakes. Charter tread on other people's treads, manufactures their own.
An advanced programmer is a program that advances on each weight no more than two times.
Copywriting is a concept that limits the amount of available financial resources available to the user.
The gamer is the one for whom the process is most important in the attack on the rakes. Usually not able to make their own treads.
Cheater is a type of gamer; comes only on the rails with half-nozzles on the handle and usually no more than one time.
Hacker - the one who is able to step on the rake, even if they are hidden in a saree and locked on the castle.
A hacker-idealist is a benevolent warrior, for every one of them, to attack unlimited amounts of rakes.
Microsoft - the corporation, the world leader in the production of rakes
Bill Gates is a mythical creature from programmer folklore; evil spirit - patron of rabbits.
Upgrade - a process of permanently spending money on the purchase of all new rakes, each of which beats more painfully than the previous ones.
Beta-version is a version in which the rakes are visible to the unaffected eye.
The release is a version in which the pile is covered with leaves.
Versatility is a principle that allows new treads to hit exactly the bump from previous ones.
Assembler is a programming language that allows several millions of times per second to attack the rails.
Local Area Network is a technology that allows you to get on the forehead, even when someone else comes on the ramp.
The Internet is a technology that allows you to step on the rails located on the other side of the globe.
The network conference is a technology that allows everyone to step not only on their own, but also on others.
Russian encodings are an additional set of tolls for Internet users.
The interface is a rubber pad on the rake handle.
Flexible (adjustable) interface - pad on the handle with rakes, which can be moved, adjusting to the height of its forehead.
Graphical interface - the rake, allowing to regulate color and intensity of sparks after striking the forehead.
Unreliable system - a rake that hit you even when you do not step on them.
Reliable system - the raids that beat you on the forehead, even when you stand with their backs to them.
Multitasking - a concept that allows you to attack several rakes simultaneously.
Object-oriented programming is the method of making rakes according to the principle of a matryoshka.
The manual is a book describing various ways of attacking a rake. Never used by lamers and hackers. The advanced programs use it after they step on the same treads in the second time.
Tech support is a service that gives advice on what to do after stepping on rakes. Usually her first advice is to step on the rails again and compare the sensations.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/5350/
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