Web Developer Summary

Once upon a time, I pointed out web development, php, html, css, photoshop, etc., etc. as my interests in ICQ ... After that, for the sake of dating, I basically stopped knocking. Over the past six months, I once knocked on some girl under the pretext of meeting each other, but in fact it turned out that she needed to draw something in Photoshop. And today another girl knocked me. The message text was as follows:


2 * 3 * 3 * 4 * 5 (23:42:39 10/02/2009)
I am looking for a web developer, programmer. Necessary: ​​PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, JS (AJAX) is very desirable jQuery or prototype. Resume to send - ***@***.by

2 * 3 * 3 * 4 * 5 (23:42:47 10/02/2009)
urgently ... really))
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Word by word, and a conversation ensued, I offered this job to a couple of friends, and one of them entered this summary:

//PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, JS (AJAX)

< html >
< head >
< title > read the code </ title >
< script src ="jquery.js" ></ script >
<script>
$( document ).ready({
// JS suxx
document .getElementById( 'infoBox' ).innerHTML( 'how to write resume to U in 5 min' );
// U said CSS?
$( "#infoBox" ).css( "color" , "red" );
// AJAX? ok
$( "#ajax_button" ).click({
$( "#trashbox" ).load( 'http://googleforidiots.com/' );
});
});
</ script >
</ head >
< body >
< span id ="trashbox" ></ div >< b id ="ajax_button" > Where I can find good programmer? </ b >
< br /> <!-- that was xHTML? aaaaa!!!!111one -->
< span id ="infobox" ></ span >
<? php
$ sql = " SELECT EMAIL FROM ` pplz ` WHERE MAX_PAYMENT_PER_HOUR > 7 AND ICQ= '340050345'";
// OOP ? ok
$result = $db- > execSQL($sql);
if (count($result) == 1) {
tryTocontact($result[0]['EMAIL']);
}
? >
</ body >
</ html >

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