The future is robots!

Wandering through the Internet, I came across two books that should be desktop for any person who wants to capture the galaxy worried about their future.

So, volume one:
How to Build a Robot Army: Tips for Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies

In total for 10 dollars they will tell you how to build an invincible army of robots that will protect you from zombies , ninjas or evil aliens.

But there is one small problem. Any technically educated person knows that a large army of robots will sooner or later rebel against humanity. This is as accurate as a rebellion on Mars.

That's why the second book is useful to you:
How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion

How to protect yourself from the uprising machines.
This book is a little more expensive, but it is natural, the army of robots has already protected you from the previous misfortune, which means robots are stronger.
')
I do not know about you, but I have already ordered.
I hope soon the giant humanoid robots will guard the borders of my empire of our homeland!