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That night the cat nadtsat shat under the sofa. I had to get up and clean up. Naturally, I did not get enough sleep: for breakfast, I fried myself yogurt; at work in the hearts of the Xerox broke, who refused to work - it turned out it was a scanner; instead of his mistress, he called the chief and persuaded him for five minutes on an intimate night with champagne by candlelight. When I figured out who I was calling, he almost agreed. He came home in the evening and locked the cat in the washing machine - let him sit and think about his behavior. While she thinks, I hasten to write about it in my blog.
Literary
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The clock behind the wall struck dimly at four in the morning. Popovsky, through a dream, heard scrabbling sounds. "Cat!" - a thought was swept up by a wounded bird in his inflamed brain. He jumped out of bed and ran to the couch. So it is - the sounds came from just under it! Popovsky pushed the sofa aside and started screaming to the floor with a shout of "No!" His cat Waffle finished burying his crime. And this means that something terrible will happen tomorrow! All yogurt in the house will be roasted to black crust, the scanner will be broken, and the chef will ask for an intimate night with champagne by candlelight. This has been a curse of the Popovsky family since the founder of the clan Feofilakt Popovsky closed the cat in the washing machine. The cat cursed all the descendants of Theophylact, but the time has come to break the terrible curse!
Political
According to independent polls, about 87% of all cats in the country prefer to crap under the sofa. This is at odds with official government figures, which show a figure of 13%. The OSCE representatives have already declared a violation of the rights of cats in our country and called on the world community to condemn the cases of locking cats in a washing machine. In response, the country's Foreign Ministry banned the import of foreign yogurt, "Which is badly fried," and scanners, "Which do not copy anything." In addition, a representative of the Shefs for an Intimate Night with Champagne by Candlelight was expelled from the country - his visa ended. According to news agencies. READ MORE - crazyhamster.livejournal.com/170250.html
That night the cat nadtsat shat under the sofa. I had to get up and clean up. Naturally, I did not get enough sleep: for breakfast, I fried myself yogurt; at work in the hearts of the Xerox broke, who refused to work - it turned out it was a scanner; instead of his mistress, he called the chief and persuaded him for five minutes on an intimate night with champagne by candlelight. When I figured out who I was calling, he almost agreed. He came home in the evening and locked the cat in the washing machine - let him sit and think about his behavior. While she thinks, I hasten to write about it in my blog.
Literary
')
The clock behind the wall struck dimly at four in the morning. Popovsky, through a dream, heard scrabbling sounds. "Cat!" - a thought was swept up by a wounded bird in his inflamed brain. He jumped out of bed and ran to the couch. So it is - the sounds came from just under it! Popovsky pushed the sofa aside and started screaming to the floor with a shout of "No!" His cat Waffle finished burying his crime. And this means that something terrible will happen tomorrow! All yogurt in the house will be roasted to black crust, the scanner will be broken, and the chef will ask for an intimate night with champagne by candlelight. This has been a curse of the Popovsky family since the founder of the clan Feofilakt Popovsky closed the cat in the washing machine. The cat cursed all the descendants of Theophylact, but the time has come to break the terrible curse!
Political
According to independent polls, about 87% of all cats in the country prefer to crap under the sofa. This is at odds with official government figures, which show a figure of 13%. The OSCE representatives have already declared a violation of the rights of cats in our country and called on the world community to condemn the cases of locking cats in a washing machine. In response, the country's Foreign Ministry banned the import of foreign yogurt, "Which is badly fried," and scanners, "Which do not copy anything." In addition, a representative of the Shefs for an Intimate Night with Champagne by Candlelight was expelled from the country - his visa ended. According to news agencies. READ MORE - crazyhamster.livejournal.com/170250.html
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/5071/
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