About your Yandex or how clients imagine website creation.
Not so long ago, I published an article about a good friend ; to my surprise, this caused a rather large discussion. In one of the comments it was said that, as a rule, customers simply do not understand what a site is and why it is needed, so here is your confirmation:
Familiar director called recently. They opened a law office - registration of firms, “turnkey firms”, liquidation, hrenation and other terrible things.
“Well, come,” he says, “I want to discuss the problem of sites.”
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Well to me - what? I came.
- Come on, tell me what you need?
- Yes, I think - we need advertising. We understand, in “From hand to hand,” they advertised - yes expensive, an infection. And there are almost no orders. In general, we are making a website. Familiar guys said that for a piece of bucks the site will be so unleashed that a billion people will go there per day!
“Well, they’ve overdone it a little,” I said, lifting my teeth from the floor, “a billion people across the Internet are unlikely to type.”
- dytyho? Come on, tell me how sites are promoting.
Well, and Ostap here, as you know, suffered. I saw him about citation indices, Google, directories and link exchanges, gestured, explained about page optimization, spilled coffee on my jeans, explained about doorways and finished a lecture about what they banned at Yandex. Shura listened.
- Wait, wait, in any such Jan Dy Xe? - he uttered this word almost syllables.
- Well ... in a search engine. You see, a person cannot just write “windows” in the browser, he needs to go to Yandex and see which sites are talking about “windows”.
- And if he knows the address? Here I have written on the business card from the bank ve-ve-ve ...
- Well, yes, if he knows the address, he can just go.
- And that many people use Jan Duc Som?
- Well, yes. Almost all.
- Cool. Advertising with them is probably expensive!
- Well, still.
- Slu-u-usi, and what prevents your Yandex to do?
- ... Is that how it is?
- Well, you do sites?
- Well.
- Well, make me the same Yandex. For people to use and go.
- Eeeee ... Seryozh, do you know how much it costs?
- (proudly podobchininis) And what? We are a serious company! Not some one-day there! Zababahay Yandex, that be healthy! We will sell ads on them!
- (picking up the remaining teeth) Seryog! It is not so easy to do! Need server finance, programmers finally!
- Well, what programmers? There I looked in the magazine (nods at the hefty volume “Work and Salary”) - so they get a penny! We will pay three hundred bucks - they will do it to us, and we will fire to hell.
- uh ... sorry, and the server? And support?
- And what's the support? These computers are all the same - I don’t switch my own and almost turn off. In the morning came - Odienska still counts. And so all day.
- Sergei, you understand, so simply it will not work ...
- Do not be afraid, Diman! We will not leave you in the loser!
- Seryog, you did not understand ... - I carefully selected words, - SO JUST do a website of such level!
- (wary) What? Do you need a roof?
- (in desperation) Yes. State registration, close supervision, FeEsBe.
- Aaaaa ... Well, I would have said so at once.
Departing from him, I thought - and maybe it all really is?
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Familiar director called recently. They opened a law office - registration of firms, “turnkey firms”, liquidation, hrenation and other terrible things.
“Well, come,” he says, “I want to discuss the problem of sites.”
')
Well to me - what? I came.
- Come on, tell me what you need?
- Yes, I think - we need advertising. We understand, in “From hand to hand,” they advertised - yes expensive, an infection. And there are almost no orders. In general, we are making a website. Familiar guys said that for a piece of bucks the site will be so unleashed that a billion people will go there per day!
“Well, they’ve overdone it a little,” I said, lifting my teeth from the floor, “a billion people across the Internet are unlikely to type.”
- dytyho? Come on, tell me how sites are promoting.
Well, and Ostap here, as you know, suffered. I saw him about citation indices, Google, directories and link exchanges, gestured, explained about page optimization, spilled coffee on my jeans, explained about doorways and finished a lecture about what they banned at Yandex. Shura listened.
- Wait, wait, in any such Jan Dy Xe? - he uttered this word almost syllables.
- Well ... in a search engine. You see, a person cannot just write “windows” in the browser, he needs to go to Yandex and see which sites are talking about “windows”.
- And if he knows the address? Here I have written on the business card from the bank ve-ve-ve ...
- Well, yes, if he knows the address, he can just go.
- And that many people use Jan Duc Som?
- Well, yes. Almost all.
- Cool. Advertising with them is probably expensive!
- Well, still.
- Slu-u-usi, and what prevents your Yandex to do?
- ... Is that how it is?
- Well, you do sites?
- Well.
- Well, make me the same Yandex. For people to use and go.
- Eeeee ... Seryozh, do you know how much it costs?
- (proudly podobchininis) And what? We are a serious company! Not some one-day there! Zababahay Yandex, that be healthy! We will sell ads on them!
- (picking up the remaining teeth) Seryog! It is not so easy to do! Need server finance, programmers finally!
- Well, what programmers? There I looked in the magazine (nods at the hefty volume “Work and Salary”) - so they get a penny! We will pay three hundred bucks - they will do it to us, and we will fire to hell.
- uh ... sorry, and the server? And support?
- And what's the support? These computers are all the same - I don’t switch my own and almost turn off. In the morning came - Odienska still counts. And so all day.
- Sergei, you understand, so simply it will not work ...
- Do not be afraid, Diman! We will not leave you in the loser!
- Seryog, you did not understand ... - I carefully selected words, - SO JUST do a website of such level!
- (wary) What? Do you need a roof?
- (in desperation) Yes. State registration, close supervision, FeEsBe.
- Aaaaa ... Well, I would have said so at once.
Departing from him, I thought - and maybe it all really is?
source of example
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/48152/
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