How we drew an erotic banner

Civilizations are born and die, cities are crumbling and rebuilding, progress is rushing uncontrollably, like a Pronton rocket, with flames and roars. But mankind has not yet invented anything steeper than a naked woman.

Someday I will write a very smart, subtle and ironic story about it. In the meantime ...


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It was necessary to make a stimulating banner for " From Hand to Hand ". Who is curious - the whole thorny path under the cut.



I explain the idea to the designer (left). The designer understands the idea too literally (right).



I draw from the first in the Yandex pictures of what you need.



Our designers refuse to draw a believable aunt. We decided to order a believable aunt from a freelancer for a hundred bucks. We suffer:



We are tormented. We swear, so as not to tinker, reptile.



Take aunt. I do not like: scary, and the chest is not too prominent. But we must move on. Designer Victor draws a banner. I explain the elementary: the aunt should be the same, since the difference in size and background is visual tautology. The viewer should immediately stop looking at the neckline.



Designer Vitya fired.

New draws what you need, almost a meeting.



Share online ads with photos on From hand to hand. I will not show the numbers: what if a trade secret. The top chart is the “Cars with mileage” heading, the bottom one is all site ads. I think the contribution of this banner is available.



Conclusion:

The world is not ruled by Freemasonry
Not the holy lodge.
Do not ponty and not pizhonstvo
Neither fur nor leather
And not gold-diamonds
And don't smell money
Not stocks of oil, gas
Not screaming telly
The world is not ruled by bankers
And not the presidents
Not piastres, and not liras
And not films
And not a dollar overseas
And not a pound English
Everything is much more prosaic:
The world is ruled by boobs.