Gulp, a line of energy-smart drinks (a simple example of viral marketing)

Google has long defined the vector and development goals. The only thing that seems to me true about the company's future is not the question: “What will Google do tomorrow?”, But “What will Google not do”? And all because the network found a link to Google’s product, the existence of which I wouldn’t believe yesterday: Google Gulp (I’m afraid to translate, the word “gulp” in Russian means both “sip” and “choke”) .

“We are pleased to introduce Google Gulp (BETA) ™ with Auto-Drink ™ technology (limited edition) - a line of" smart drinks "created in order to maximize your efficiency, make it more intelligent and reduce thirst."

Imagine a DNA scanner built into the neck of a bottle that reads all 3GB of paired gene data in a second, adjusting to your hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink ™ technology, after which the body will receive an influx of fresh electrolytic neurotransmitters, smart stimulants in order to maximize optimize the cortex of your brain. In addition, the offer is limited, and an abundance of different tastes, ranging from Beta Morkvy and ending with Glutamat Vinograd, will allow you to always find the nourishment for your knowledge.
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In this connection, I have only one question - who is crazy ? Although generally the whole FAQ deserves a separate translation:

3. Is this type dangerous?

Well, none of the laboratory rats that we have been drinking in this case for the last 8 months have not yet died, which we consider to be quite satisfactory. In any case, you should know that opening the Gulp cover, you send a wireless signal to Google servers that you unconditionally accept the Google Gulp license agreement, which also includes the possibility of hidden genetic mutations as a result of using the product. But we are sure that you will not die.

UPD: Friends, FAQ is not just worthy, it urgently requires a tasty translation. If none of the altruistic habra people do this before midnight, I will have to strain myself. Made by

UPD: Live and learn . I apologize for my inattention, but what a response .

Google Gulp via Crenk