15 minutes of communication with "real spammers"

I would like to share with you, dear habrachititel, a small story. I'll start from afar - from the roots. There is a forum, a forum quite visited, and not only by the target audience, but also by pseudo- semesters spammers. I administer this forum and when viewing new topics, quietly clean it from spam and by all means ban on the authors of these topics, since it is necessary to punish them at least. As recently as last night, someone allegedly unjustly banned users knocked on me in ICQ. From the terrible message in ICQ followed:

1. They break nafig forum;
2. They will come to my house and even, maybe, will be beaten, with their feet;
3. They are not spammers, and they wrote normal posts, but link miles in one space — this happened somehow by chance;
4. 30 topics per minute - this is not the result of the bot, the office just goes to the Internet from under NAT ʻa;

There were also many funny threats. I don’t remember everything, once again I regret that I didn’t synchronize the history of messengers at work and at home.
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After my calm answer and explanation of the reasons for the ban, the spammers self-edited ... and after 20 minutes a DDoS attack began, but this is another story.

UPD : The conclusion of this note: from govnosmera to felon - one step.
Thank you to Novikov and fog users