IT crisis (humor)

Supposed topics of habr for 3 months in advance, so to speak topiko-nonsense:

• I program for blowjob
• Programming now includes design, typography and layout.
• W3C Layout for two sandwiches
• The crisis returns labor to programming: .Net / Java developers change jobs to c / c ++ / asm
• The dismissed administrator took away the stock base rate: traders do not care - they are on ships in Somalia
• The Internet is closing due to non-reinforcement of real goods
• IP v4 is now definitely enough for a long time.
• Iphone to Philips Xenium Mass Exchange
• The cost of .Net / PHP / Java developers has dropped to 15 rations per month
• Mass return of IT specialists from America back to Russia
• How many potatoes do I need to make the server work?
• Loans give only companies with real value.
• Yahoo buys itself back for $ 300

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upd:

• Artificial intelligence is breastfeeding developers. by undvan
• Salary installers issue patchcords. by Veter9

Better not minus, but add to the list :)