Three conversations about blog advertising

Everyone for whom advertising on blogs is relevant in principle is divided into “ smart ” and… “ experimenters ”. The first people read it long ago (they heard it, they sucked it out of their own, or partner's finger) —that this idea is stupid and useless. The second decided to try. And here there are three dialogues about which I decided to tell you.



Dialogue one: a manager (R.) and an initiative worker (I.)



Q .: - Ivan Ivanovich, it’s time for us to ... well, blog posts.

R: - What kind of nonsense? What for?

Q .: - Well ... this is very relevant, and most importantly (the eye shines here: "zink") - pennies! Well, really, I'll give you five kopecks (!) For ten of the coolest bloggers. They, Ivan Ivanovitch, are ... suckers. For fifty dollars the language will be you ... well, that is, I wanted to say to our company, this is ... polishing the ass.

R .: - Jo-oops, you say ... hehe ... Well, try. (Quacks, smirks).

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Dialogue two: an initiative worker (I.) and a blogger (B.)



I .: - It will lead! I am writing to you from such a company. We're all reading out your blog here. Directly read and cry. From delight. Oh such you are ... clever-rational ...

B .: - Hi. It's nice (flattered).

Q .: - And we want to order an advertisement from you. A better article at once. Even better - a series. How much will it cost us?

B .: - $$$

Q .: - No, well, you, that, that ... it's not serious. That kind of money ... But for twenty?

B .: - (laughs) No, not at all.

Q .: - Well, you understand that you have not so many readers. And the blog is so ... not very ...

B .: - Stop. Man, did you read them there ten minutes ago?

.: - ...

B .: - ...



Such dialogs should be ten more. All the cool bloggers are surprisingly united. They want padla money for advertising. And not transcendental. And just serious . And Ivanovich is promised a penny budget. What to do…



And to do this (what is actually being done) is to send the proposals to the smaller bloggers. Those with polishing and for gold pieces will cope, in foam and joy. And it will cope. Yes, the sense of this is as much as crying.



And so the “ experimenter against her will, ” Ivanovich, comes to this conclusion: (tadadadam!) “ Advertising on blogs is garbage in oil .” And tells about this " smart " partner Mikhalych. And he chuckles and says: " Well, I told you so, philanthropist is fucking ." And slyly grins in fat cheeks.



The original and its discussion by colleagues is there .