List of "excuses" to abandon your blog

After a few days (weeks, months) of absence, the blogger returns to his craft and in the very first message usually explains why he was absent for so long. The list of the most amusing "excuses" contains real pearls. For example, here is one guy who claims that he did not publish anything for a long time, because he was very busy ... moving on to full-fledged blogging.



We chose the most curious of these "excuses" in the style of "I did not write for a while, because ..."



"... I was promoted to the post of officer in my clan World of Warcraft" ( link )



“... work has become my curse and blessing, more money has appeared, but now I work with a group of alcoholics” ( link )

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"... was in a state of diarrhea" ( link )



"... was really crushed, trying to cope with two courses of foreign languages" ( link )



"... mainly because I did not give my psyche time to allow thoughts to flow freely" ( link )



"... again the world slipped out of control" ( link )



“... I feel as if I had been absent for some time, although my last message was on Sunday” ( link )



"... wow ... it seems that in every message I apologize for having been absent for a long time" ( link )



"... forgot your password" ( link )



"... was so busy at work, tired, sick and pregnant" ( link )



"... fought a computer virus the last few days" ( link )



"... for some time did not write anything, and now I have nothing special to say" ( link )