How to protect against hypnovirus
According to the human rights organization Kämpa för munkar, the activity of hypnoviruses has doubled in the last month.
On the map, made from the American satellite, the infected areas are visible.
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The statistics asserts that more than half of the files walking in the network are infected with one or another kind of this rubbish, including:
• files on torrents - 5%,
• pornorolikov - 21%,
• films produced by Marvel Studios - 60%,
• films with the participation of Nicolas Cage - 95%,
• Dan Brown's books - 100%.
However, it is too early to panic: you can and should fight against hypnoviruses, because they have their Achilles heel. To dive into a hypnotic trance, it is necessary that the victim's head be no more than a meter from the monitor, otherwise the effect is not achieved. A distance of one and a half meters is guaranteed to be safe.
Thus, those who view files on television screens are protected from the effects of the hypnovirus; protective gadgets and preventive techniques have been developed for the rest.
The most radical method of prophylactic protection offers a surgical clinic of Dr. Wankenstein. Lengthening your hands to a safe one and a half meters will cost you about $ 2,000 with insurance.
With such long arms, you can work without fear with any mobile device.
The company "Tritronix" has developed an office chair-catapult. Sensors attached to the user's neck track movement. At the moment when the movements become excessively monotonous, it is recorded that the user has entered a hypnotic trance. At the same instant, the chair is shot back from the monitor to a distance sufficient to stop the harmful effects.
On eBay, an ejecting programmer’s chair costs about $ 1,700. It is recommended to buy together with several mattresses, because shooting is quite powerful.
The Japanese company "Soloy" professes the opposite approach. The Japanese do not separate the user from the monitor, but vice versa. A concrete slab is installed on the ceiling above the monitor, which, when a sensor is triggered, falls, reliably blocking access to the infected file.
Soloy installers will install a falling concrete slab to your computer for just $ 1350.
But the simplest and cheapest way to protect against hypnoviruses is the glove with elongated fingers. These gloves, of various sizes and colors, are sold in chain stores and cost from $ 1 to $ 30, depending on the model and manufacturer.
Using the glove to work remotely, you can easily sit away from the monitor or laptop and not become a victim of an attacker.
If the previous methods of protection did not work for you or were not affordable, use an antivirus.
Users Habra, beware!
The duration of exposure in case of infection is from 3 to 5 minutes. It’s enough that, being in a hypnotic trance, you can reset your bank accounts, tell your superiors everything you think about him, or put them in a social network seal. Transactions are performed from your computer, therefore, it is difficult to prove anything in court.
On the map, made from the American satellite, the infected areas are visible.
')
The statistics asserts that more than half of the files walking in the network are infected with one or another kind of this rubbish, including:
• files on torrents - 5%,
• pornorolikov - 21%,
• films produced by Marvel Studios - 60%,
• films with the participation of Nicolas Cage - 95%,
• Dan Brown's books - 100%.
However, it is too early to panic: you can and should fight against hypnoviruses, because they have their Achilles heel. To dive into a hypnotic trance, it is necessary that the victim's head be no more than a meter from the monitor, otherwise the effect is not achieved. A distance of one and a half meters is guaranteed to be safe.
Thus, those who view files on television screens are protected from the effects of the hypnovirus; protective gadgets and preventive techniques have been developed for the rest.
The most radical method of prophylactic protection offers a surgical clinic of Dr. Wankenstein. Lengthening your hands to a safe one and a half meters will cost you about $ 2,000 with insurance.
With such long arms, you can work without fear with any mobile device.
The company "Tritronix" has developed an office chair-catapult. Sensors attached to the user's neck track movement. At the moment when the movements become excessively monotonous, it is recorded that the user has entered a hypnotic trance. At the same instant, the chair is shot back from the monitor to a distance sufficient to stop the harmful effects.
On eBay, an ejecting programmer’s chair costs about $ 1,700. It is recommended to buy together with several mattresses, because shooting is quite powerful.
The Japanese company "Soloy" professes the opposite approach. The Japanese do not separate the user from the monitor, but vice versa. A concrete slab is installed on the ceiling above the monitor, which, when a sensor is triggered, falls, reliably blocking access to the infected file.
Soloy installers will install a falling concrete slab to your computer for just $ 1350.
But the simplest and cheapest way to protect against hypnoviruses is the glove with elongated fingers. These gloves, of various sizes and colors, are sold in chain stores and cost from $ 1 to $ 30, depending on the model and manufacturer.
Using the glove to work remotely, you can easily sit away from the monitor or laptop and not become a victim of an attacker.
If the previous methods of protection did not work for you or were not affordable, use an antivirus.
Users Habra, beware!
The duration of exposure in case of infection is from 3 to 5 minutes. It’s enough that, being in a hypnotic trance, you can reset your bank accounts, tell your superiors everything you think about him, or put them in a social network seal. Transactions are performed from your computer, therefore, it is difficult to prove anything in court.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/444922/
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