Online store - 13 ways to burn
Online store - 13 ways to burn.
1) For each product in each order, call back your wholesaler and find out the availability and current price.
2) In no case do not indicate on the site phone numbers, ICQ and email. Let them say thank you for the order form.
3) If you did post an email, respond to emails strictly on weekdays from 9 to 17, in the rest of the time, put an answering machine with a moronic advertising copy. Or do not answer anyone at all. And then, why chatter to breed, even stupidly buy.
4) Deliver goods only during business hours and only at your home address. This will make everyone happy - customers, couriers, and especially drivers.
5) Documents for the goods (parish, TTN, invoices) must be written out exclusively by hand, with a ballpoint pen. In extreme cases, it is permissible to pens the data into Excel form with pens. Contribute to the fight against the bezratz
7) Hire an ad carrier in the markets. Most it. And pay them less, this is unqualified work. Knowledge of the Russian language and the city is optional.
8) Change suppliers frequently. When they run out, go to the second round.
9) If you slightly equip the goods, then you can sell these parts separately. For example, remove one shelf from the refrigerator. This is a cool way to increase profits.
11) If you violated the rule in paragraph 2 and published the phone, hire more stupid people and forward each call with questions about the properties of the goods to another employee, it is better if the redirects are more than three, then the client will precisely memorize his question.
12) Never make a detailed description of the product, muddy pictures and names in the style of "1C" will be quite enough.
13) Search for the right product on the site should look like a quest for the passage. Do not search the site. Especially parametric. If you suddenly do it, allow the search only by the most moronic parameters, such as “number of legs” for the section of washing machines. Do not write article. All products lay out in 538 categories and 2334 subcategories. 42313 sub-categories will be an exciting bonus for visitors to your site. Never show the list of products subcategories in the parent category. In general, there are no lists do not show.
Read it? And now look back. The network has a lot of stores, carefully following these recommendations. Many of them are still alive, but this is temporary.
1) For each product in each order, call back your wholesaler and find out the availability and current price.
2) In no case do not indicate on the site phone numbers, ICQ and email. Let them say thank you for the order form.
3) If you did post an email, respond to emails strictly on weekdays from 9 to 17, in the rest of the time, put an answering machine with a moronic advertising copy. Or do not answer anyone at all. And then, why chatter to breed, even stupidly buy.
4) Deliver goods only during business hours and only at your home address. This will make everyone happy - customers, couriers, and especially drivers.
5) Documents for the goods (parish, TTN, invoices) must be written out exclusively by hand, with a ballpoint pen. In extreme cases, it is permissible to pens the data into Excel form with pens. Contribute to the fight against the bezratz
7) Hire an ad carrier in the markets. Most it. And pay them less, this is unqualified work. Knowledge of the Russian language and the city is optional.
8) Change suppliers frequently. When they run out, go to the second round.
9) If you slightly equip the goods, then you can sell these parts separately. For example, remove one shelf from the refrigerator. This is a cool way to increase profits.
11) If you violated the rule in paragraph 2 and published the phone, hire more stupid people and forward each call with questions about the properties of the goods to another employee, it is better if the redirects are more than three, then the client will precisely memorize his question.
12) Never make a detailed description of the product, muddy pictures and names in the style of "1C" will be quite enough.
13) Search for the right product on the site should look like a quest for the passage. Do not search the site. Especially parametric. If you suddenly do it, allow the search only by the most moronic parameters, such as “number of legs” for the section of washing machines. Do not write article. All products lay out in 538 categories and 2334 subcategories. 42313 sub-categories will be an exciting bonus for visitors to your site. Never show the list of products subcategories in the parent category. In general, there are no lists do not show.
Read it? And now look back. The network has a lot of stores, carefully following these recommendations. Many of them are still alive, but this is temporary.
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/43677/
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